Posted by Banky Fan at spider-wo011.proxy.aol.com on March 31, 2000 at 23:55:33:
In Reply to: MTV Movie Awards News--Dogma should not be denied. posted by Mr.CombatisMattSaxe on March 31, 2000 at 20:08:03:
I've said it once and I'll say it again...MTV wants to have sexual intercourse with Kevin. C'mon...they give the dude a special, then they put him on their awards show when he hasn't had a flick out for two years...the flick'll get nominated. Plus, it has doodie and Linda Fiorentino's tits in a fleeting shot. It's probably KANE to these guys.
: Heres my nominations list:
: 1. Best Movie
No arguement
: 2. Best Male Performance-Ben
Yah.
: 3. Best Female Performance-Linda Fiorentino
No! She was decent, but not BEST worthy.
: 4. Best On-Screen Duo-Ben and Matt and/or Mewes and Kevin as Jay and Silent Bob hopefully both duos will be nominated
Jay and Bob nom follows my theory above. Matt and Ben--maybe for the sure casting genius of it.
: 5. Best Comedic Performance-Chris Rock, or Mewes, or Jay and the Bob together
Eh. Rock's performance was full on "comedic" if you know what I mean. I agree with the Mewes nom though, or even Carlin.
: 6. Best Villain-Jason Lee as Azrael,
I think Lee should get the fucking GOD OF THE YEAR award. He's never been recognized for the multitude of good work he's been doing, and this was a great part for him. So I'm rootin' for him.
: Oh and if you are in the St. Louis area, come and see me in "The History of Tom Jones: A Foundling"- also simply called "Tom Jones" I play Tom himself.
I won't be in the area, but...do you put a giant pair of socks in your pants before you go on?
--M@