Posted by JewElmo at spider-to028.proxy.aol.com on April 25, 2000 at 20:28:58:
In Reply to: I'm banging a married woman on her anniversary! posted by Kevin on April 25, 2000 at 11:33:42:
: That's right - a 365 days ago today, Jen married me (and I married Jen) up at Skywalker Ranch. It's been a helluva year - the best one of my life to date. The woman is a big tube of wonderful, and proof there is a God, as I was able to rook her into marrying me (hat level of persuasion is a God-given gift). All my love goes out to you, Boo. Thanks for making a fat man legit.
: And like all good Jersey marrieds, we'll be spending our anniversary in Atlantic City, gambling away our meager savings to pay the rent. We're looking to get into an 'Indecent Proposal' type deal, where a billionaire guy offers us a million bucks to sleep with me for one night. Jen says she's cool with it, but something tells me she'll pull a Woody Harrelson once the deal goes down. I'll keep you updated when I return, but for now, luck be a lady tonight! The wife and I have a date with Jack... Black Jack, that is.
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