I'm banging a married woman on her anniversary!
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Posted by Kevin at spider-tr084.proxy.aol.com on April 25, 2000 at 11:33:42:
That's right - a 365 days ago today, Jen married me (and I married Jen) up at Skywalker Ranch. It's been a helluva year - the best one of my life to date. The woman is a big tube of wonderful, and proof there is a God, as I was able to rook her into marrying me (hat level of persuasion is a God-given gift). All my love goes out to you, Boo. Thanks for making a fat man legit.
And like all good Jersey marrieds, we'll be spending our anniversary in Atlantic City, gambling away our meager savings to pay the rent. We're looking to get into an 'Indecent Proposal' type deal, where a billionaire guy offers us a million bucks to sleep with me for one night. Jen says she's cool with it, but something tells me she'll pull a Woody Harrelson once the deal goes down. I'll keep you updated when I return, but for now, luck be a lady tonight! The wife and I have a date with Jack... Black Jack, that is.
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- Congrats *NT* je 15:06:12 4/27/00
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- Congrats from downunder, mate! *nt* Saint_JAZ 07:21:09 4/27/00
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- Hey Kev have you seen Stillwater yet? nt Punk in Drublic 03:55:37 4/26/00
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- Here's to another few thousand more! CONGRATS!!*NT Another_Girl_Named_Bob 03:24:28 4/26/00
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- Congrats, Kev. YOU THE MAN!!! *nt* Brodie Fan 22:53:39 4/25/00
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- Correction. AKA Driver 21:32:46 4/25/00
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- Way to go! An inspiration to all us fanboys! NT Dragonstar 21:09:08 4/25/00
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- Congrats! Way to keep her for a whole year! *NT* JewElmo 20:28:58 4/25/00
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- Happy anniversary from a fellow fat man! *NT* Necrofabio 19:37:33 4/25/00
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- Happy Anniversary Guys! (nt) punky*brig*stah 19:28:30 4/25/00
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- marriage=yay! niftywench 19:25:01 4/25/00
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- Congrats Kevin and Jen, happy aniversary!! NT Angrygeek 19:22:15 4/25/00
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- Congrats Kev... --nt-- Banky Fan 18:55:16 4/25/00
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- Has It Been That Long?! Justin Sane 18:42:20 4/25/00
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- May The Lord Bless You Both, And Keep You... Lucifer Lyndon Razoodock 18:36:38 4/25/00
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- Making me believe in fairy tales and shit... Isis 18:14:09 4/25/00
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- Happy anniversary you crazy kids. *nt* SunViking 17:54:48 4/25/00
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- Know when to hold 'em...know when to fold them.... ghostmann 17:04:55 4/25/00
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- Happy PAPER or is it CLOCK anniversary? gramp 17:02:15 4/25/00
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- Congrats to the First Couple of Red Bank! *nt*.... Mr.CombatisMattSaxe 16:45:07 4/25/00
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- congrats... BlackSnake 16:37:24 4/25/00
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- and many more kevin..... *nt* your royal porkiness 16:32:51 4/25/00
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- Happy Anniversary, Kev. *nt* Senor X 15:40:14 4/25/00
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- Happy Anniversary to the both of yas =D -nt- little worm 15:29:46 4/25/00
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- Keep it up Lunchbox! *nt* TheHead 15:28:30 4/25/00
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- Happy Anniversary to you both! First of many... Big_Head_WW 15:09:41 4/25/00
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- Happy Anniversary and many more, Kevin!...nt thx3188 14:55:22 4/25/00
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- Happiest of Anniversaries! Darth Dobbin 14:39:46 4/25/00
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- Kevin's Cool. chrislike 14:28:54 4/25/00
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- horray for one year!!! congrats kev! snoogans36 14:21:33 4/25/00
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- Actually, 366 days (leap year) NT Blue Beetle 14:04:21 4/25/00
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- 'It was one year ago today....' Bezerker Chris 14:03:30 4/25/00
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- Congratulations!!! *NT Network51.com 13:54:25 4/25/00
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- Re: I'm banging. Casinos are evil. Silent Mob 13:27:02 4/25/00
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- Happy Anniv. Kevin and Jennifer! Here's to 50 more Kelley 13:19:28 4/25/00
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- Congrats and good luck! *nt* CoachPants 13:05:03 4/25/00
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- Sweet....hope you can count cards-NT- Cochese314 12:49:11 4/25/00
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- Here's to at least 222 more, Kevman. ~nt~ Bob, the Lord of Evil 12:39:50 4/25/00
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- You guys lasted longer than my sister. Congrats.NT Mr. Bozak 12:28:45 4/25/00
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- Congratulations! *NT* Sweet Caroline 12:23:35 4/25/00
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- Congrats, you Wacky Kids........ Silent Rob 12:16:28 4/25/00
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- Happy Anniversary Kev and Jen.... Tha_Dude 12:11:42 4/25/00
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- The PerswAsian a God-given gift? Congrats, on yr.1 AsianPersuasion 12:03:08 4/25/00
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- You have a date with JACK BLACK?! Chiusano 12:01:48 4/25/00
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- Happy Anniversary!! Paper, right? -nt- Sarah 12:01:27 4/25/00
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- Congratz!! just celebrated my 2nd...last week..nt Mr.Kotter 11:57:04 4/25/00
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- Congratulations Kevin and Jen! *nt* Pimpbot 11:54:24 4/25/00
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- Congrats, here's to a many more great years *nt* Not So Somber 11:53:44 4/25/00
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- Congrats Kev and Jen! And Good Luck in AC! NT Mike of Bensonhurst 11:47:48 4/25/00
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- Congrats Kevin! Many more to come... *nt* RugMuncher 11:46:09 4/25/00
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- Congratulations to both of you! *nt* Annie 11:45:29 4/25/00
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- Happy Anniversary, Kevin! -NT- maxim401 11:40:42 4/25/00
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