Russell Crowe is the Pimp-master of the Outback...


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Posted by Isis at d6103.dialup.cornell.edu on May 14, 2000 at 17:56:07:

In Reply to: Re: Episode I was a PG? Not even PG-13? posted by Wellington on May 14, 2000 at 15:03:58:


: : I'm with you...give people information about the actual content, not just some arbitrary letter that means very little.

: That's another thing where society is fucked up...the general populus has become too lazy and wouldn't bother to read any extended information....

Yeah, but organizations like the MPAA that cater to society's apathetic nature are only ensuring that it will become even more disengaged.

: You make sound a whole lot better than Roger Ebert...

Ebert wouldn't know fun if it showed up on his doorstep naked, wrapped in a red bow. I don't take that man's word for anything anymore.

: : But Russell Crowe is the Sex Lord of the USA, and he's taking over Hollywood like those giant ants take over Tokyo on late night Sci-Fi theater.

: True, but Crowe is a bloke from down under...and why would those ants take over Tokyo when Mothra destroyed whole sections of it?

Yeah, but he's making the move from Australia to the U.S. like he's Crocodile Dundee, and Hollywood is that blond American chick dying to get in his snakeskin pants. You know, I almost forgot Crowe's an Aussie. It makes him even more exciting in a way...like he could survive in the Outback for fourteen days without food or water on his pure wits alone. Skew it on the barbie, Russell my dear. As for the ants, they're very efficient creatures, they'd be the first to pick over Mothra's sloppy seconds.

: -Wellington

: God Bless those Pagans...

About this tagline...I've seen you use it before so I'm guessing it's not specifically directed at me, but thanks for the blessing anyways. However, isn't it rather ironic to bless pagans in the name of a being they don't believe in or worship? Not that it's not still a nice thought. But from a pagan perspective, I'd be just as pleased to receive a blessing in your own name as God's.

-- Isis

Pan Bless those Christians...


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