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: : To all that want to listen or read: : Listen? Is this post in Dolby? Bullshit in 5.1~! : : My name is Michael Grifin:: : And you are an Alcoholic? : and I am, by profession, a christian entertainer: : I was close. You stay in Christian entertaining, the booze will come. : : While shopping at my local K-Mart, much to my : : delight, I came across 'Dogma' on DVD.:: : You shop in a K-Mart? Who'd have thunk it? : : I had heard all kinds of this and that about this movie, and : : having viewed the trailer online, I was very eager to purchase : : and watch this film that I heard was so controversial that the : : Roman Catholic church was up in arms and death threats were : : being issued.:: : Well,if you had fully grasped this ability you call "reading",you'd "read" that the Catholic Church said nothing about Dogma and it was a bunch of reactionaries,the main asshole claims to be a Catholic himself, who went after Mr.Smith. The CChurch did'nt give a shit. Its a movie. The Catholic LEAGUE,however,had nothing to do last summer and went nutty. : : And after watching this film, I have only this to say: : : KEVIN SMITH IS A F***ING GENIUS!!!:: : IQ tests be damned, we now have the intelligence barometer, Christian Rockers. : : Never in the 36 years that I've walked GOD's earth, have I : : spent so much time hitting the rewind button while watching : : a movie. This movie made me think and look at the GOD I : : worship in a way I had yet to.:: : Then Mr.Smith has scored another goal, and this one is impressive,because I don't think this was a large goal he was shooting into. : : If the Catholic community got upset, I know why: THE TRUTH HURTS.: : So do the slings and arrows of the stupid. No,wait,they don't. Yea baby. : : There seems to be no joy in the Catholic church, and church is : : meant to be a celebration of GOD's love...not some overblown : : parade of tradition, pomp and circumstance.:: : How would you know? Are you Catholic? Were you Catholic? I'm thinking a big "No" on all questions. So shutthefuckup. : : The message I got from this film, is that GOD is powerful and : : that HIS(or HER)love is gracious and merciful.:: : Yea,them Catholics missed the boat when they said Jesus was akin to a Hell's Angel and humanity was Hunter Thompson after a mescaline binge. : : And what is wrong with that?:: : Seminiferous vesicles. : : ....but for some strange reason, since I've watched this film... : : I can't seem to stop saying f***....oh well. :: : Well,be happy,your vocabulary was expanded. Now there are 500 words to express yourself. : : I will pray for you Kevin Smith.:: : Pray for Brian Piccolo. I loved Brian Piccolo. And I hope God does,too. : : I will pray that the GOD that blessed you with the talent : : you possess will continue to bless and prosper you.:: : Prosper him? That has to hurt,if no lubrication is used. : : God bless you Kevin. : : : : yours in Christ Jesus, : : Michael Griffin : :: : Christ Jesus? Thats like saying Daley Mayor or Buster B.

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