Posted by Goober_ at 206.244.134.49 on June 13, 2000 at 10:42:23:
In Reply to: He's just that good. posted by Darth Dobbin on June 13, 2000 at 09:07:01:
Ahhhhh....the waves of coolness.
Yes you can tell how strongly I feel by the fact that I would not only register, etc, but go out of my way to find the site in the first place. I really wanted to tell Kevin about the effect his movies have on my mind. And I do want to know how he creates films so uniquely repellant.
Oh and I might add a request: if he could send me an email to let me know when one of his productions is coming out, so I can turn off my TV and stay away from movie theaters--so as not to put myself through any more suffering. That would be very helpful.
I must add that I've enjoyed the website and it has been quite entertaining to be called assplug, vampire, creepy prick, slapnuts, and so on. Imagine what fun names I can be called before the day is out. It really is fun to read; I'm not kidding.
: In Dungeons and Dragons, the Cleric Class has the ability to "turn undead." This means that, through connection with their diety, the cleric is able to channel some holy force which, by it's purity, repels the unclean skeletons, zombies, and other such evil folk.
: In a similar fashion, Kevin is able to, as a natural ability, repel assplugs like yourself with concentrated waves of coolness, which acts like it was Holy Water, with you as the vampire.
: You registered, got your email confirmation, typed in your password, all to be a creepy prick? Wow. That is dedication.
: : Kevin--from where does your inspiration come?
: : I ask because I'd like to know how you manage to make movies that I hate so much. No one else has this talent.
: : Chasing Amy is one of two movies that I've walked out on in my life. And I see a movie almost every week. Sitting through Clerks on video was hell for the brain. Such was the experience that commercials for your cancelled cartoon gave me very unpleasant feelings. I've been conditioned by your peculiar brand of low culture.
: : How do you do it?