Posted by Darth Dobbin at 208-58-249-143.s143.tnt1.nwhv.ct.dialup.rcn.com on June 30, 2000 at 00:46:39:
In Reply to: You're an idiot, Starscream. posted by Samuel on June 29, 2000 at 23:08:33:
: Whoa, what a burn! And Kevin can't comb cookies out of his beard for one simple reason... Lynch broke his cookie jar. No cookie jar, no cookies.
I temper this by saying that I *have* been cursed with a well nigh photographic memory; It is the same idiot savant power that allows me to remember the full theme songs to "MAUDE," "ALICE," and "THE FALL GUY", but all in the same, I must admit to suddenly realizing the extent of my View Askew Geekery when I INSTANTLY thought upon reading this post,"Fool! It was MALCOM who broke the cookie jar!"
Like Saul becoming "Paul" on the road to Damascas, the scales sort of fell from my eyes, and I see what sort of continuity-hound I have become. This is the reason I gave up comics.
I could be using that self-same synapse to be storing valuable information, like which color wires to cut first when defusing a bomb.
Anyway, for the non-existant record, it was Malcom.
Weep for me.