Posted by Samuel at ac8da4a4.ipt.aol.com on June 30, 2000 at 10:59:10:
In Reply to: Oh my god I've hit ROCK BOTTOM. posted by Darth Dobbin on June 30, 2000 at 00:46:39:
: : Whoa, what a burn! And Kevin can't comb cookies out of his beard for one simple reason... Lynch broke his cookie jar. No cookie jar, no cookies.
: I temper this by saying that I *have* been cursed with a well nigh photographic memory; It is the same idiot savant power that allows me to remember the full theme songs to "MAUDE," "ALICE," and "THE FALL GUY", but all in the same, I must admit to suddenly realizing the extent of my View Askew Geekery when I INSTANTLY thought upon reading this post,"Fool! It was MALCOM who broke the cookie jar!"
: Like Saul becoming "Paul" on the road to Damascas, the scales sort of fell from my eyes, and I see what sort of continuity-hound I have become. This is the reason I gave up comics.
: I could be using that self-same synapse to be storing valuable information, like which color wires to cut first when defusing a bomb.
: Anyway, for the non-existant record, it was Malcom.
: Weep for me.
It's just more fun to blame shit on Lynch. He's the universal scapegoat.
(Whew, what a save.)