Posted by Kevin at spider-tj024.proxy.aol.com on July 07, 2000 at 13:05:46:
In Reply to: Kevin asked to sign my boobs. posted by MiKster on July 07, 2000 at 00:36:53:
: However, an ex-co-worker of mine liked to tell a similar story. Much of
my working day consists of ranting about various things; at the time, a
few months ago, I was watching Mallrats more than can be healthy, so as you
can imagine, I spouted off at the mouth about how wonderful I thought
Kevin's movies were. Although he wanted to agree with me, he really had a
problem doing so.
: You see, it turns out he and his (apparently buxom?) girlfriend went to
some sort of event at the store in Red Bank -- my ex-co-worker's hometown;
he even went to RBC -- and Kevin asked to sign her boobs. This scarred him
so much that he now has trouble fully appreciating Mr. Smith's work.
I have never... NEVER... asked to sign anyone's boobs (not to mention any
other body part). I've been ASKED to sign boobs and other body parts, but
I'd never be the heel who'd say "I wanna sign your ta-ta's," or something
of the like.
This ex-co-worker is sorely, sorely mistaken.
Alright, one time... ONE TIME... I asked Johnson if I could sign his sack.
Instead, he let me photograph it. But that's about the closest I've ever
come to asking anyone to let me sign a part of their body, and that guy's a
close friend.
And his balls were just so... just so...
*ahem*
I fucking love chicks.
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