Posted by Brodie7565 at dialup03ip089.tus.azstarnet.com on July 07, 2000 at 17:27:35:
In Reply to: Defending my chivalric nature posted by Kevin on July 07, 2000 at 13:05:46:
: : However, an ex-co-worker of mine liked to tell a similar story. Much of
: my working day consists of ranting about various things; at the time, a
: few months ago, I was watching Mallrats more than can be healthy, so as you
: can imagine, I spouted off at the mouth about how wonderful I thought
: Kevin's movies were. Although he wanted to agree with me, he really had a
: problem doing so.
: : You see, it turns out he and his (apparently buxom?) girlfriend went to
: some sort of event at the store in Red Bank -- my ex-co-worker's hometown;
: he even went to RBC -- and Kevin asked to sign her boobs. This scarred him
: so much that he now has trouble fully appreciating Mr. Smith's work.
: I have never... NEVER... asked to sign anyone's boobs (not to mention any
: other body part). I've been ASKED to sign boobs and other body parts, but
: I'd never be the heel who'd say "I wanna sign your ta-ta's," or something
: of the like.
: This ex-co-worker is sorely, sorely mistaken.
: Alright, one time... ONE TIME... I asked Johnson if I could sign his sack.
: Instead, he let me photograph it. But that's about the closest I've ever
: come to asking anyone to let me sign a part of their body, and that guy's a
: close friend.
: And his balls were just so... just so...
: *ahem*
: I fucking love chicks.
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