Posted by Golgothan at 209.138.96.208 on July 08, 2000 at 01:40:48:
In Reply to: Another product of 4am madness, the VA Crossword posted by Mepitans on July 08, 2000 at 01:16:35:
Ladies and gentlemen, the answers to the VA crossword.
1. movie store Randel was in
This is a trick question, you bastard!
4. Who was Svennings "neighbor"?
In what sense of the word? We're all neighbors here on this rock we call Earth.
6. Bankys gota weird thing for girls who say?
I don't know, but Holden's got a weird thing for girls that say "I'm gay."
7. Messed up cousin
Mine or yours? Cousin Conroy's pretty messed up, if you ask me.
9. "My love for you is like a truck..."
...in that they're both big, they're both powerful, and they both make loud noises.
11. State in which VA movies take place?
Confusion.
12. He was facing the ________
Corner, like in that Blair Witch movie. Spooky stuff, man. Corners are all full of cobwebs and shit.
14. Little Girl wants this video?
Big Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum: The Animated Series
17. "No ______"
..way, dude! Bitchin'!
18. BUST THIS PLACE UP ____ STYLE!
Kathie Lee
19. Hicks from Mallrats
Cletus, Billy Bob, and Garth.
20. Trish the ___
Goldfish.
21. age of chronic smoker girl
3 1/2
24. Hicks from Clerks(duh)
There were no hicks in Clerks. There were seven rednecks and five hillbillies.
25. ____ the golden calf
Don't pet
26. Dicks sucked?(with hyphen)
None so far. Sorry, I don't swing that way.
27. Security Guard with 2 kills?
Gary Coleman.
28. Silent Bobs Cigarette lighter
Clancy.
2. Jay does not want(two words)
cheese fries.
3. "YOU DUMB BASTARD!"
You stupid asshole.
5. Bluntman and ________
Skip.
8. Jason _____
Alexander.
10. The social event of the year was a _____
party for the new Harry Potter book.
13. Brodies team in his Sega game
Team Discovery Channel.
15. What was in the magic eye?
A cornea, a lens, an iris, a retina, and one pupil. And magic fairy dust.
16. City of Airport and Hospital in Dogma
Walla Walla, Washington.
22. Great Movie (ohhh!)(two words)
Magnolia II
23. Mooby is the master of?
Disguises.