hahaha #6 was my favorite, good job! -nt-

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Posted by Crying Diaperman at mti-aptis-cas-p67.cybertrails.com on July 08, 2000 at 01:59:22:

In Reply to: Before Silent Brandon beats me to it... posted by Golgothan on July 08, 2000 at 01:40:48:

: Ladies and gentlemen, the answers to the VA crossword.

: 1. movie store Randel was in

: This is a trick question, you bastard!

: 4. Who was Svennings "neighbor"?

: In what sense of the word? We're all neighbors here on this rock we call Earth.

: 6. Bankys gota weird thing for girls who say?

: I don't know, but Holden's got a weird thing for girls that say "I'm gay."

: 7. Messed up cousin

: Mine or yours? Cousin Conroy's pretty messed up, if you ask me.

: 9. "My love for you is like a truck..."

: ...in that they're both big, they're both powerful, and they both make loud noises.

: 11. State in which VA movies take place?

: Confusion.

: 12. He was facing the ________

: Corner, like in that Blair Witch movie. Spooky stuff, man. Corners are all full of cobwebs and shit.

: 14. Little Girl wants this video?

: Big Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum: The Animated Series

: 17. "No ______"

: ..way, dude! Bitchin'!

: 18. BUST THIS PLACE UP ____ STYLE!

: Kathie Lee

: 19. Hicks from Mallrats

: Cletus, Billy Bob, and Garth.

: 20. Trish the ___

: Goldfish.

: 21. age of chronic smoker girl

: 3 1/2

: 24. Hicks from Clerks(duh)

: There were no hicks in Clerks. There were seven rednecks and five hillbillies.

: 25. ____ the golden calf

: Don't pet

: 26. Dicks sucked?(with hyphen)

: None so far. Sorry, I don't swing that way.

: 27. Security Guard with 2 kills?

: Gary Coleman.

: 28. Silent Bobs Cigarette lighter

: Clancy.

: 2. Jay does not want(two words)

: cheese fries.

: 3. "YOU DUMB BASTARD!"

: You stupid asshole.

: 5. Bluntman and ________

: Skip.

: 8. Jason _____

: Alexander.

: 10. The social event of the year was a _____

: party for the new Harry Potter book.

: 13. Brodies team in his Sega game

: Team Discovery Channel.

: 15. What was in the magic eye?

: A cornea, a lens, an iris, a retina, and one pupil. And magic fairy dust.

: 16. City of Airport and Hospital in Dogma

: Walla Walla, Washington.

: 22. Great Movie (ohhh!)(two words)

: Magnolia II

: 23. Mooby is the master of?

: Disguises.

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: : Ladies and gentlemen, the answers to the VA crossword. : : 1. movie store Randel was in : : This is a trick question, you bastard! : : 4. Who was Svennings "neighbor"? : : In what sense of the word? We're all neighbors here on this rock we call Earth. : : 6. Bankys gota weird thing for girls who say? : : I don't know, but Holden's got a weird thing for girls that say "I'm gay." : : 7. Messed up cousin : : Mine or yours? Cousin Conroy's pretty messed up, if you ask me. : : 9. "My love for you is like a truck..." : : ...in that they're both big, they're both powerful, and they both make loud noises. : : 11. State in which VA movies take place? : : Confusion. : : 12. He was facing the ________ : : Corner, like in that Blair Witch movie. Spooky stuff, man. Corners are all full of cobwebs and shit. : : 14. Little Girl wants this video? : : Big Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum: The Animated Series : : 17. "No ______" : : ..way, dude! Bitchin'! : : 18. BUST THIS PLACE UP ____ STYLE! : : Kathie Lee : : 19. Hicks from Mallrats : : Cletus, Billy Bob, and Garth. : : 20. Trish the ___ : : Goldfish. : : 21. age of chronic smoker girl : : 3 1/2 : : 24. Hicks from Clerks(duh) : : There were no hicks in Clerks. There were seven rednecks and five hillbillies. : : 25. ____ the golden calf : : Don't pet : : 26. Dicks sucked?(with hyphen) : : None so far. Sorry, I don't swing that way. : : 27. Security Guard with 2 kills? : : Gary Coleman. : : 28. Silent Bobs Cigarette lighter : : Clancy. : : 2. Jay does not want(two words) : : cheese fries. : : 3. "YOU DUMB BASTARD!" : : You stupid asshole. : : 5. Bluntman and ________ : : Skip. : : 8. Jason _____ : : Alexander. : : 10. The social event of the year was a _____ : : party for the new Harry Potter book. : : 13. Brodies team in his Sega game : : Team Discovery Channel. : : 15. What was in the magic eye? : : A cornea, a lens, an iris, a retina, and one pupil. And magic fairy dust. : : 16. City of Airport and Hospital in Dogma : : Walla Walla, Washington. : : 22. Great Movie (ohhh!)(two words) : : Magnolia II : : 23. Mooby is the master of? : : Disguises.

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