Posted by Howard Beale at spider-mtc-td073.proxy.aol.com on October 14, 2000 at 02:49:41:
In Reply to: Re: What was with that psycomic column? posted by Kevin on October 13, 2000 at 21:51:06:
: Good Lord. It would seem that Howard Beale here is "mad as hell" and he's "not going to take it anymore."
: : Maybe some of you do, but personally, I don't care what toilet paper Kevin uses, or whether he stands up or leans forward when he wipes his ass, etc.
: Then you might want to skip the second installment, in which I detail both which brand of toilet paper I use, AND the side that I lean to when I wipe my ass.
: Shit - and I was able to stretch those two pieces of data into a thousand words too.
I'm sure you were, considering your consistent use of parantheticals (and of course, the good old space-filling, self-deprecating stand-bys: 'I love taking a shot at my wife,' 'I'm just a fat man who got lucky,' 'I have three fans,' etc.)
I understand not wanting to blow your wad right away, but something VA5-related would have been nice. That's all. Maybe you could amend the 'my wife, what a lady, buys the soft stuff for my fat, hairy ass' article to include a detail or two about the film.
: : Ah well. I'm sure the rest of them will be interesting.
: Don't bet on it.
: : Get to the 'good stuff'!
: Maybe I will, and maybe I won't. Depends on how well you behave, Beale.
I don't really care. You might be disappointing others, though. Then again, if you took a dump and photographed it, there are people who would bid on 'e-jay' for the picture. You can't really 'disappoint' those people.
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