Posted by Walnutman at 24.66.28.176.on.wave.home.com on November 05, 2000 at 21:29:10:
In Reply to: Vulgarthon 2001 posted by BrodieGod on November 05, 2000 at 20:56:41:
If you are a white male:
Go down to the ghettoes. Every town has one. While there, use the N-Word as much as you can, and pretend to pull guns on people.
If you are female:
Go to JC Penney's. Stand in front of a beautiful dress and loudly announce "Holy Cow! 95% Off!". And remember - that crowd rushing towards you will swerve.
For anyone:
Go play in traffic. Your ticket will be in the middle lane.
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THEY'RE NOT ON SALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just hold your horses.
~~Walnutman~~
The epitomy of evil.