Posted by Walnutman at 24.66.28.176.on.wave.home.com on November 05, 2000 at 21:30:16:
In Reply to: How to buy tickets!!! posted by Walnutman on November 05, 2000 at 21:29:10:
: If you are a white male:
: Go down to the ghettoes. Every town has one. While there, use the N-Word as much as you can, and pretend to pull guns on people.
: If you are female:
: Go to JC Penney's. Stand in front of a beautiful dress and loudly announce "Holy Cow! 95% Off!". And remember - that crowd rushing towards you will swerve.
: For anyone:
: Go play in traffic. Your ticket will be in the middle lane.
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: THEY'RE NOT ON SALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
: Just hold your horses.
: ~~Walnutman~~
: The epitomy of evil.