Posted by Chris_Revier at ip68.43.blaz.blazenet.net on November 11, 2000 at 09:05:58:
In Reply to: VA5 inside info (possible spoilers) posted by TheDanOfSteel on November 11, 2000 at 05:28:35:
Stupidist thing I ever read.
: NOVEMBER 4
: Hollywood, CA.
: Boy oh boy, will all the fanboys be upset when they get wind of this one! It looks like ole' Smitty was really pulling the wool over all our eyes with the real title and plot for his upcoming fifth edition to the NJ Trilogy (huh?). Me and my girl cut this joker's coke with a few crushed Viagras and he was spilling his guts like a Vietmanese POW pumped full of white chyna. Seems the real title of the movie will be "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Gold", and the plot will involve to city boys who find a map to some gold bars in an old hat. Two rented donkeys and some peyote later, these two characters meet up with a gruff old cowboy and set out for riches (Mr. T is in negotiations for the cowboy role). Then this girl fucks a dead guy in a darkened toilet stall. That's all we could get before this chump went into a narcotic-induced coma, so we just stole $150 from his wallet (cheap fucker) and called it a night.
: --Monika and "Wee" Sally
: shemale midgets
: I know i'm stoked guys. Indeed.
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