Posted by B. Buster at 163.231.230.97 on November 29, 2000 at 10:56:20:
In Reply to: Re: What have I been missing?! posted by BMFLobo on November 28, 2000 at 23:47:31:
: Maybe I should count some off.
Here we go.
: 1) A non-sponsored VA event where a group of us drove from all over the midwest to camp and drink and bullshit.
I've heard this about the midwest. That you have to drive for miles to see anyone. And after all this trouble, all you can think to do is camp and drink and bullshit. It must get tiresome. Is it any wonder that John Cougar Mellencamp is your standard-bearer?
: 2) The people who actually found love there.
Was it under the sleeping bag? At the bottom of the beer can? Or just buried under the bullshit?
: 3) The wedding that was open to everyone.
I've heard about these "midwestern" weddings where you pay a cover and they stamp your hand and you get a plastic cup and you can drink all you can drink. It sounds like a blast!
: 4) The countless times one of us had a problem or something wonderful happened and we were all around to support/congratulate them.
By "all around," do you mean on your computer? Sorry to break the news, but that's not actually a relationship. It's typing in a room by yourself. There's a big difference, you know.
: 5) Two of our regulars just had kids.
I bet they used the manual. Or it happened accidentally or "midwestern-style."
: Should I go on, or do you get it yet?
Please go on. This is almost enjoyable.
b. buster