Posted by Darth Dobbin at 12.19.232.3 on December 27, 2000 at 14:32:39:
In Reply to: Re: 2001- Year of the Monkey? posted by on December 27, 2000 at 14:18:03:
: How many alternate universes are you a part of Dobbin? Or were you just born in the twilight zone?
Waitaminnit. Is my last name also the name of some sort of secret society?
"A part of Dobbin?" Like it was COBRA, or the evil group that fought Maxwell Smart?
If only, Fletch, old man. If only.
As for being born in the Twilight Zone, I will segue with this tangent: My favorite EVER Twilight Zone episode was the one with Shatner and his new wife getting stranded in that town with the fortune telling machine that he gets addicted to using.. Because he utters, with PERFECT Shatner delivery, words that could only be said in a bygone (and, I assume, better time)... He yells at his wife, "Don't treat me like a retarded child!"
I shit thee not.
Next time there's a marathon on sci-fi or some such, hunt for that episode, and do as I do when that moment arrives: Cheer wildly and throw your twin fists into the air in a display of triumph.
: The last time I was here you claimed to be a Howie Mandell/Regis crossbreed who scurries about in helping the Kathie Lee's of these parallel dimensions you speak of...makes one wonder, doesn't it...
This whole affair was tied up when Perez and Wolfman teamed up to create the CRISIS ON IN INFINITE DOBBINS maxi-series. As it turns out, I ran back in time and created myself. Also, Beppo the Super-Chimp never happened.
Really, the whole affair caused more problems than it solved. But the upshot of it is that Red Dobbinite no longer has the effect of producing a wierd and random change in me, although Green Dobbinite will still weaken, and eventually kill me.
It's a little confusing.