Posted by Torgo at spider-tm063.proxy.aol.com on February 25, 2001 at 22:30:44:
From the best show out of the six episodes to the worst (although none were bad by any means)--
1. Sixth Episode (The Last Show Ever) - Watching this episode pissed me off and also saddend me to think of all the potential that this show had. The best part is in the last few minutes with Jay's updates of all that's happening with the president, the gorillas and the vampires. Although no animated series could best "The Simpsons", "Clerks" came as close as any to be "nearly as good".
2. Fifth Episode (The Little League Episode) - This show is just fucking funny as shit. The best gag is probably the motor bike with Jay & Silent Bob. Also the evil genius with the mechanical spider legs
3. Fourth Episode (Jay vs. Dante) - The first episode on TV and also the episode with the great line about "grape soda". Not to metion the Uranus phone call and the Japanimation Fever ending, which may be the best bit in any of the episodes.
4. Second Episode (The Clip Show) - When it aired on TV, it seemed perfect, but watching the deleted scene of "Flintstone's List" raised it even higher. Sweet Jesus, this was such a good fucking series.
5. Third Episode (The Outbreak Episode) - According to the Official Clerks Cartoon Web Site, this episode will be on next week. The best part of this one was when Jay was asked why he was buying a monkey. "To teach it to smoke, duh." Also Leonardo saying "Well played, clerks."
6. First Episode (Leonardo Leonardo Opens a Quicker Mart) - The "pilot" episode and the first with the "flower pot gag". And, the first reference to Desmond Pfeiffer. Best line "Is this some sort of gay thing?" "No." "You're sure?" "Mmmmm-yes."
With the Clerks cartoon, life was a little bit better and the day was a litle bit brighter. No, that it's been cancelled and no new ones will ever be made, life is once again a miserable, desolate experience. I long for death's embrace to take me.