Posted by Taint Stevens at spider-wi073.proxy.aol.com on March 03, 2001 at 17:23:20:
In Reply to: weren't you married to the chick from Cheers? posted by MickCollins. on March 03, 2001 at 13:31:23:
: : I'm a senior at Florida State this year and my professor wants me to go to grad school. ::::
: Wow,Florida State. When it came time to pick a school, you used the MTV book instead of Princeton review and shit like that,eh? Have to hop over any dead football players on the way to class?
Even you could lose your virginity here
: He is from Harvard,:::
: He was born there? Was he like the hunchback of Harvard? Dwelling in the hallowed halls of pretentious academia until someone went "Hey limpdick,FSU needs someone to teach their kids how to use crayolas". And He was liberated.
This is just a stupid remark. I bet your the really annoying one in your group of friends that no one really wants to call to do stuff. I can't imagine you drunk or stoned. It's moronic comments that must drip out of your mouth must be excrutiating. Just remember, YOUR THAT KID.
: so i think I can trust his evaluation of my work,::
: He might want to fuck you and just blows smoke up your ass in hope you'll blow something of his. Or he may be afraid of you and just says shite like that so you'll go away.
OR, he might be my fucking teacher directing me toward a path of success. Has anyone ever thought YOU were good at ANYTHING ever? Maybe that's how it works when you are in your 3rd year of Community College and they shoo you away because they realize your lack of potential.
: and said I should be looking hard at Columbia or Iowa for their Creative Writing programs, but if I stay at FSU, he can pretty much garruntee that I can get a tuition waiver if I teach a class. :::
: Not Northwestern but Iowa? Really? When I think bastions of creativity,I think Iowa. That and corn. And Luke Recker. That cracker can shoot,yo.
This is an idiotic remark. You must be from the city, cus thats cityfolk talk.
: : The problem is I have a job as a stock broker already lined up for when I get out of school. ::
: Yea,I have an E-Trade account,too.
Not exactly the same thing.
: : So the question is, GRAD school, or making 6 figures next year and living on South Beach in Miami?:::
: South Beach? My cousin did break last year in South Beach and she said she has never felt more safe in a neighborhood than South Beach. No woman has to worry about rape or assualt in South Beach.
Wow, a whole spring break in South Beach. Your cousin told you? you must really know what that place is like. Are you sure you didn't just see a special on E!?
: Ive already racked up close to $60,000 in student loans, so, I was wondering if anyone has been to grad school here orif anyone could offer an opinion on what i should do. :::
: $60,000? You live in Florida,right? I think the Seminole is walkin a trail of tears on your giggy.
I'm actually from Maryland and the out of state tuition is a bitch.
You've never been to any of the places to trashed in this post. You ignorant bastard. This post was for people who are either in grad school or are contemplating the same decision as I am. Obviously you are neither. Play with my balls.