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Posted by MickCollins. at h-64-105-100-31.sfldmidn.covad.net on March 03, 2001 at 20:42:33:

In Reply to: This is what I'm talking about....... posted by Taint Stevens on March 03, 2001 at 17:23:20:

: Even you could lose your virginity here::

I'd say something about parents weekend and your mother,but I'm far too classy a chap.

: : He was born there? Was he like the hunchback of Harvard? Dwelling in the hallowed halls of pretentious academia until someone went "Hey limpdick,FSU needs someone to teach their kids how to use crayolas". And He was liberated.

: This is just a stupid remark. I bet your the really annoying one in your group of friends that no one really wants to call to do stuff. I can't imagine you drunk or stoned. It's moronic comments that must drip out of your mouth must be excrutiating. Just remember, YOUR THAT KID.::

I can't imagine your imagination being powerful enough to generate a spank fasntasy with Heidi Klum,judging from your less than stellar retorts. And nope,most of my friends often tell me I'm delightfully witty.

: : He might want to fuck you and just blows smoke up your ass in hope you'll blow something of his. Or he may be afraid of you and just says shite like that so you'll go away.

: OR, he might be my fucking teacher directing me toward a path of success. :::

There's that,too.

Has anyone ever thought YOU were good at ANYTHING ever?::

Yup. These are pretty adolescent comebacks you're throwing out here,cheech.

Maybe that's how it works when you are in your 3rd year of Community College and they shoo you away because they realize your lack of potential.::

Actually,I got to Georgetown. It's groovy. John Carrol kicked ass.

: : Not Northwestern but Iowa? Really? When I think bastions of creativity,I think Iowa. That and corn. And Luke Recker. That cracker can shoot,yo.

: This is an idiotic remark. You must be from the city, cus thats cityfolk talk.:::

Cityfolk? Banjo music just started playing on my mental winamp.

: : Yea,I have an E-Trade account,too.

: Not exactly the same thing.::

Is'nt it though?

: : South Beach? My cousin did break last year in South Beach and she said she has never felt more safe in a neighborhood than South Beach. No woman has to worry about rape or assualt in South Beach.

: Wow, a whole spring break in South Beach. Your cousin told you? you must really know what that place is like. Are you sure you didn't just see a special on E!?::

Just throwing out a anecdote about the area,cheech. Calm down. Have a MaiTai. Sit and absorb the suns rays in sunny f-la.

: : $60,000? You live in Florida,right? I think the Seminole is walkin a trail of tears on your giggy.

: I'm actually from Maryland and the out of state tuition is a bitch. ::

Sounds like it.

: You've never been to any of the places to trashed in this post.::

I did'nt really span the globe in this post,cheech. I've been to Miami. It was a shitpit. Saw a pre-season baseball game there. FSU?Know a girl who got dateraped there. And they have that delightful thug football team. You don't have to be in Paris to know the French smell,Mandingo

You ignorant bastard. ::

Atleast I did'nt resort to name calling,Mr.I'mSoSmart.

This post was for people who are either in grad school or are contemplating the same decision as I am. :::

Does FSU have a career guidance center? Or are most of the frycook positions in Miami and the Tallahasse area filled already?

Obviously you are neither. Play with my balls.:::

Sorry,can't play with your balls. Go nest them in a crackpipe and I'm sure the FSU football team will give 'em a suck.

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You call Miami a shithole, YOu live in DC! Taint Stevens 21:37:17 3/03/01 (6)
- -------------------------------> Taint_Jones_Either 14:29:55 3/04/01 (0)
- Hey,never said I liked DC. MickCollins. 23:48:45 3/03/01 (0)
- True, but you're both pricks *NT* Silent-Bob 22:23:30 3/03/01 (3)
  - Fuck you psyosisJr 03:26:04 3/04/01 (2)
    - He mocks the dead, I call that a prick. Silent-Bob 03:31:09 3/04/01 (1)
      - They can't fight back can they? MickCollins. 14:30:49 3/04/01 (0)

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: : Even you could lose your virginity here:: : I'd say something about parents weekend and your mother,but I'm far too classy a chap. : : : He was born there? Was he like the hunchback of Harvard? Dwelling in the hallowed halls of pretentious academia until someone went "Hey limpdick,FSU needs someone to teach their kids how to use crayolas". And He was liberated. : : This is just a stupid remark. I bet your the really annoying one in your group of friends that no one really wants to call to do stuff. I can't imagine you drunk or stoned. It's moronic comments that must drip out of your mouth must be excrutiating. Just remember, YOUR THAT KID.:: : I can't imagine your imagination being powerful enough to generate a spank fasntasy with Heidi Klum,judging from your less than stellar retorts. And nope,most of my friends often tell me I'm delightfully witty. : : : : He might want to fuck you and just blows smoke up your ass in hope you'll blow something of his. Or he may be afraid of you and just says shite like that so you'll go away. : : OR, he might be my fucking teacher directing me toward a path of success. ::: : There's that,too. : Has anyone ever thought YOU were good at ANYTHING ever?:: : Yup. These are pretty adolescent comebacks you're throwing out here,cheech. : Maybe that's how it works when you are in your 3rd year of Community College and they shoo you away because they realize your lack of potential.:: : Actually,I got to Georgetown. It's groovy. John Carrol kicked ass. : : : : Not Northwestern but Iowa? Really? When I think bastions of creativity,I think Iowa. That and corn. And Luke Recker. That cracker can shoot,yo. : : This is an idiotic remark. You must be from the city, cus thats cityfolk talk.::: : Cityfolk? Banjo music just started playing on my mental winamp. : : : : Yea,I have an E-Trade account,too. : : Not exactly the same thing.:: : Is'nt it though? : : : : South Beach? My cousin did break last year in South Beach and she said she has never felt more safe in a neighborhood than South Beach. No woman has to worry about rape or assualt in South Beach. : : Wow, a whole spring break in South Beach. Your cousin told you? you must really know what that place is like. Are you sure you didn't just see a special on E!?:: : Just throwing out a anecdote about the area,cheech. Calm down. Have a MaiTai. Sit and absorb the suns rays in sunny f-la. : : : : $60,000? You live in Florida,right? I think the Seminole is walkin a trail of tears on your giggy. : : I'm actually from Maryland and the out of state tuition is a bitch. :: : Sounds like it. : : You've never been to any of the places to trashed in this post.:: : I did'nt really span the globe in this post,cheech. I've been to Miami. It was a shitpit. Saw a pre-season baseball game there. FSU?Know a girl who got dateraped there. And they have that delightful thug football team. You don't have to be in Paris to know the French smell,Mandingo : You ignorant bastard. :: : Atleast I did'nt resort to name calling,Mr.I'mSoSmart. : This post was for people who are either in grad school or are contemplating the same decision as I am. ::: : Does FSU have a career guidance center? Or are most of the frycook positions in Miami and the Tallahasse area filled already? : Obviously you are neither. Play with my balls.::: : Sorry,can't play with your balls. Go nest them in a crackpipe and I'm sure the FSU football team will give 'em a suck.

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