Oh yeah, I forgot about planet of the apes

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Posted by janna at ip134.kalamazoo7.mi.pub-ip.psi.net on May 07, 2001 at 02:57:40:

In Reply to: Oh,blame the MidWest posted by MickCollins. on May 07, 2001 at 02:47:24:

I'm certainly looking forward to that one. Although I have issues about Mark "Marky" Wahlberg being in it. But he shocked me with Boogie NIghts, so I'll go in there with an open mind. He has a "cheese" factor, but not in the same unintentional way of Charleton's. OH well. we'll see

: Jolly Mr.4H ran through the valleys,jamming corncob in the ears of all. I knew about that shit back in the days when Harley was a glint on Kevin's right hand. Wait. What the fuck am I talking about? Oh yea. First off, I somewhat enjoyed Sleepy Hollow. Stupid Fun to be had by all. About as scary as getting head from a chick with braces,but entertaining none the less. Depp is always good and Ricci has a large chest. Stupid fun,like Mummy 2. That Rachel Weisz is a cutie. And George of the Jungle has decent comic timing. It was historically and culturally inaccurate as fuck, but hey,Hollywood cast John Wayne as Genghis Khan. (We...gottta have ta breach the great WALL before we canna get to Canton,eh Fong? Yess missa Wayne,err,Lord Genghis, with ruck we wirr be dere by Christmas". ) The ending effect with the Rock's face was fucking horrible, but it gets a pass because it had Mummy Pygmies who jumped on Fezes. And I heard Kevin's speech similarily at the Chicago Wizard fuckfest. It was pretty funny, he makes it sound like Jon Peters best career moves was diving into both sides of Streisand's hair,cuz' he ain't that bright. And I always thought Tim Burton looked like the kind of guy who would play a child molester on America's Most Wanted re-enactments. Planet of the Apes looks like it might be fun,and if not, you can randomly bump into people in the theater and scream "GET YOUR FUCKING PAWS OFF ME COCKSUCKER!". I'm bored.
: Carlin's new book kinda sucks.

: : For whatever reason I just heard about that last week. And I call myself a fan...In any event I'm disallusioned, because I always thought Tim Burton might be a cool guy. Well he did make that piece of crap Sleepy Hollow.

: : : When Kevin was at the San Diego Comic Con last summer, he told a very entertaining tale of his Superman script. A little while later, newsaskew posted a three part multimedia file. Dig in the archives, it's definetly worth a view.

: : : "Throw out your gold teeth and see how they role......the answer they reveal; life is unreal."

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: I'm certainly looking forward to that one. Although I have issues about Mark "Marky" Wahlberg being in it. But he shocked me with Boogie NIghts, so I'll go in there with an open mind. He has a "cheese" factor, but not in the same unintentional way of Charleton's. OH well. we'll see : : : Jolly Mr.4H ran through the valleys,jamming corncob in the ears of all. I knew about that shit back in the days when Harley was a glint on Kevin's right hand. Wait. What the fuck am I talking about? Oh yea. First off, I somewhat enjoyed Sleepy Hollow. Stupid Fun to be had by all. About as scary as getting head from a chick with braces,but entertaining none the less. Depp is always good and Ricci has a large chest. Stupid fun,like Mummy 2. That Rachel Weisz is a cutie. And George of the Jungle has decent comic timing. It was historically and culturally inaccurate as fuck, but hey,Hollywood cast John Wayne as Genghis Khan. (We...gottta have ta breach the great WALL before we canna get to Canton,eh Fong? Yess missa Wayne,err,Lord Genghis, with ruck we wirr be dere by Christmas". ) The ending effect with the Rock's face was fucking horrible, but it gets a pass because it had Mummy Pygmies who jumped on Fezes. And I heard Kevin's speech similarily at the Chicago Wizard fuckfest. It was pretty funny, he makes it sound like Jon Peters best career moves was diving into both sides of Streisand's hair,cuz' he ain't that bright. And I always thought Tim Burton looked like the kind of guy who would play a child molester on America's Most Wanted re-enactments. Planet of the Apes looks like it might be fun,and if not, you can randomly bump into people in the theater and scream "GET YOUR FUCKING PAWS OFF ME COCKSUCKER!". I'm bored. : : Carlin's new book kinda sucks. : : : For whatever reason I just heard about that last week. And I call myself a fan...In any event I'm disallusioned, because I always thought Tim Burton might be a cool guy. Well he did make that piece of crap Sleepy Hollow. : : : : : When Kevin was at the San Diego Comic Con last summer, he told a very entertaining tale of his Superman script. A little while later, newsaskew posted a three part multimedia file. Dig in the archives, it's definetly worth a view. : : : : "Throw out your gold teeth and see how they role......the answer they reveal; life is unreal."

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