Posted by Mr. poopyface at spider-mtc-ti052.proxy.aol.com on June 26, 2001 at 21:29:17:
In Reply to: Here's how to get your Emerald Jacket. posted by Ima Roofer on June 26, 2001 at 07:30:54:
: First, get your house sucked away by a tornado. You will then find
: yourself in a strange and wonderful land. You may see Linda Fiorentino's
: legs sticking out from under the house, but no great loss there. Follow the
: shiny path and pick up a few locals on the way (This is key). Watch your
: back because, market research be damned ... people don't love the variety
: of monkeys you will encounter. If you have to go to the bathroom, hold it
: ... because at some point water will be your friend (Who knew L.F. had a
: sister?)
: When you and the locals you picked up reach the end of the road, there will
: be an impressive looking machine and a big curtain. Gather the three
: locals in a circle and say the magic word- a-la-ka-nooch *and invoke the
: dark lord Satan offering the trio's souls*
: Yank back the curtain, clock that little fucker behind it on the head, and
: Bickety-Bam! ... the jacket is yours.
:
: Why would you come here, asking us for help, and then reveal you "never
: check this board, so just send me an email"?
: *gives you the virtual stinkp
Holy fuck! I ask a simple question and I get a smart ass answer! I said I "rarely" check this board, not "never". I have other priorities. I've lost my faith in mankind as a decent society. What the fuck ever happened to "do unto others as you would have them do unto you"? It went down the shitter, that's what. Actually what I'm getting at is just try and help your fellow neigbor out. End of story.