Posted by Ima Roofer at spider-tm031.proxy.aol.com on June 26, 2001 at 07:30:54:
In Reply to: Jay & SilentBob's coats PLEASE HELP!! URGENT!!!!!! posted by Mr. poopyface on June 25, 2001 at 23:17:38:
First, get your house sucked away by a tornado. You will then find
yourself in a strange and wonderful land. You may see Linda Fiorentino's
legs sticking out from under the house, but no great loss there. Follow the
shiny path and pick up a few locals on the way (This is key). Watch your
back because, market research be damned ... people don't love the variety
of monkeys you will encounter. If you have to go to the bathroom, hold it
... because at some point water will be your friend (Who knew L.F. had a
sister?)
When you and the locals you picked up reach the end of the road, there will
be an impressive looking machine and a big curtain. Gather the three
locals in a circle and say the magic word- a-la-ka-nooch *and invoke the
dark lord Satan offering the trio's souls*
Yank back the curtain, clock that little fucker behind it on the head, and
Bickety-Bam! ... the jacket is yours.
Why would you come here, asking us for help, and then reveal you "never
check this board, so just send me an email"?
*gives you the virtual stinkp