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Posted by WhoAskedYou at adsl-80-160-41.pns.bellsouth.net on July 07, 2001 at 14:54:38:

EVERYTHING!!!!

My God, this movie was awful. It was like sitting in traffic: Two and half hours of sitting in the same spot, and NOTHING going NOWHERE!!!! How is this one of the most popular DVDs right now is beyond me. It does make a pretty good MST3K movie though, just in case you do rent it.

And what is with all this artsy-fartsy cinematography Soderbergh was doing? Sepia lens on Mexico, blue lens on San Diego...Hey, how 'bout a rainbow lens for me puking my dinner up out of sheer boredom? And then with the grainy, shaky, Nissan-commercial, I-don't-need-a-stillcam, "Natural Born Killers" shit they were doing. So weak. Really awful.

The editor of this movie...lemme see...imdb.com....Steven Mirrione...ahh, well, seeing his credits, it's starting to make sense...but this jagoff should hang himself with the reels of film on the cutting room floor. UNFORTUNATELY, THERE IS NO FILM ON THE FLOOR, APPARENTLY....If they did actually edit this thing, I would hate to see WHAT THEY CUT!!!

Hell, you couldn't even enjoy Catherine Zeta-Jones-Douglas-"who's next?" in this, because she's all bloated and preggers....I mean, don't get me wrong, she is still the hottest pregnant lady on the planet, but hey, Catie, squirt the kid out, hit the treadmill and then get back with us, okay cupcakes?

Okay, I'm done. Continue on...

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Re: "Traffic": Yeah, I thought it was shit too. RicheyGarland 08:31:06 7/08/01 (0)
Re: "Traffic": The worst movie in the history of... ChickenMidget 01:05:05 7/08/01 (0)
Not only are you off topic, but you are also... Darth Dobbin 16:24:36 7/07/01 (26)
- Why is he an idiot? Vincent 16:50:36 7/07/01 (25)
  - Yes. That is the PRECISE reason Darth Dobbin 08:53:27 7/08/01 (2)
    - What does that make me? BrianLynch 19:46:19 7/08/01 (0)
    - Well, the real reason for the "idiot" call was.. Darth Dobbin 09:09:25 7/08/01 (0)
  - Waitwaitwait goatboy116 22:05:00 7/07/01 (0)
  - I'm glad someone finally said this... Pseudo 18:27:11 7/07/01 (6)
    - Did you just copy & paste my post? *NT* Sir_James_Lacaita 18:40:46 7/07/01 (1)
      - No...I didn't...and why would I? Pseudo 20:44:25 7/07/01 (0)
    - Gladiator was good... boyweakling 18:30:18 7/07/01 (3)
      - "Some cool part" does not make a "good movie" Neil 23:58:29 7/07/01 (0)
      - Gladiator Was Crap. chimubu 22:03:41 7/07/01 (1)
        
        I agree whole-heartedly! ***********NT*********** Jeff Bebe 37 02:46:18 7/08/01 (0)
  - YEAH boyweakling 17:30:46 7/07/01 (0)
  - I liked Traffic Ken Kaniff 17:21:42 7/07/01 (3)
    - Since the red in thread has now made this on topic CoachPants 18:15:34 7/07/01 (2)
      - Reality TV is the spawn of satan!!! Ken Kaniff 19:11:31 7/07/01 (1)
        
        Testify, brother!!!! kevorka 19:58:50 7/07/01 (0)
  - i agree the movie was shit....... Silent Rhys and his Dawg 16:54:07 7/07/01 (8)
    - Idiot Vincent 16:57:52 7/07/01 (7)
      - I **do** love you, you devilsh, inscrutable rascal Darth Dobbin 08:56:06 7/08/01 (0)
      - I Know Traffic Can't Compare To The Masterpiece... St.Cyril Fong-Torres 18:18:24 7/07/01 (3)
        
        I wasn't arguing with Dobbin's opinion- Vincent 19:06:30 7/07/01 (1)
        
        But Aren't My Opinions Always The Right Ones??? St.Cyril Fong-Torres 19:12:34 7/07/01 (0)
        
        'Erin Brockovich'. WAS HORRIBLE boyweakling 18:24:08 7/07/01 (0)
      - It wasn't because of a difference in taste... Sir_James_Lacaita 17:07:48 7/07/01 (0)
      - hehehe. still refering to it as shit..i agree..... Silent Rhys and his Dawg 17:04:06 7/07/01 (0)
Here is not the place for these rants. WickedChicken 14:56:38 7/07/01 (30)
- So, delete me... WhoAskedYou 15:32:42 7/07/01 (17)
  - Don't jump all over me. WickedChicken 15:40:38 7/07/01 (16)
    - Re: Don't jump all over me. WhoAskedYou 15:49:35 7/07/01 (1)
      - we do go after them aswell if u read the replys NT Silent Rhys and his Dawg 16:07:22 7/07/01 (0)
    - Re: Don't jump all over me. WhoAskedYou 15:46:25 7/07/01 (13)
      - Who Else Posted Their Script Besides The Brit Guy? St.Cyril Fong-Torres 19:32:45 7/07/01 (0)
      - we also go 4 peeps who post twice. U FOOL! NT Silent Rhys and his Dawg 16:09:03 7/07/01 (1)
        
        Re: we also go 4 peeps who post twice. U FOOL! NT WhoAskedYou 18:03:33 7/07/01 (0)
      - Re: Don't jump all over me. WickedChicken 15:53:05 7/07/01 (9)
        
        you're the moron..... boyweakling 16:26:57 7/07/01 (8)
        
        WOW!!!! WickedChicken 16:28:16 7/07/01 (7)
        
        Re: WOW!!!! boyweakling 16:29:42 7/07/01 (1)
        
        I guess your nap didn't help. WickedChicken 16:37:05 7/07/01 (0)
        
        Re: WOW!!!! boyweakling 16:29:42 7/07/01 (4)
        
        again... we go for fools who post twice..... FOOL! Silent Rhys and his Dawg 16:32:35 7/07/01 (3)
        
        good thing you pointed that out.... boyweakling 16:34:20 7/07/01 (2)
        
        i wasnt wining about u being off topic, RETARD.... Silent Rhys and his Dawg 16:38:36 7/07/01 (1)
        
        Re: i wasnt wining about u being off topic, RETARD.... boyweakling 17:29:03 7/07/01 (0)
- shut up wicked chicken.... boyweakling 15:06:59 7/07/01 (11)
  - he didnt come off as an asshole. U did. NT Silent Rhys and his Dawg 16:10:41 7/07/01 (0)
  - Fuck off asswipe WickedChicken 15:12:50 7/07/01 (5)
    - whatever boyweakling 15:15:40 7/07/01 (4)
      - Big words? What the fuck? Neil 16:17:44 7/07/01 (1)
        
        I'm just happy everthing spelled properly. *nt* WickedChicken 16:26:54 7/07/01 (0)
      - he can spell the big words. U cant spell "some" NT Silent Rhys and his Dawg 16:12:21 7/07/01 (0)
      - Yeah, whatever WickedChicken 15:25:10 7/07/01 (0)
  - Re: shut up wicked chicken.... Johny 15:11:54 7/07/01 (0)
  - Want me to quote it for you? frosty 15:10:23 7/07/01 (2)
    - Re: Want me to quote it for you? boyweakling 15:13:37 7/07/01 (1)
      - Apparently he didn't. *nt* WickedChicken 15:26:26 7/07/01 (0)

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: EVERYTHING!!!! : My God, this movie was awful. It was like sitting in traffic: Two and half hours of sitting in the same spot, and NOTHING going NOWHERE!!!! How is this one of the most popular DVDs right now is beyond me. It does make a pretty good MST3K movie though, just in case you do rent it. : And what is with all this artsy-fartsy cinematography Soderbergh was doing? Sepia lens on Mexico, blue lens on San Diego...Hey, how 'bout a rainbow lens for me puking my dinner up out of sheer boredom? And then with the grainy, shaky, Nissan-commercial, I-don't-need-a-stillcam, "Natural Born Killers" shit they were doing. So weak. Really awful. : The editor of this movie...lemme see...imdb.com....Steven Mirrione...ahh, well, seeing his credits, it's starting to make sense...but this jagoff should hang himself with the reels of film on the cutting room floor. UNFORTUNATELY, THERE IS NO FILM ON THE FLOOR, APPARENTLY....If they did actually edit this thing, I would hate to see WHAT THEY CUT!!! : Hell, you couldn't even enjoy Catherine Zeta-Jones-Douglas-"who's next?" in this, because she's all bloated and preggers....I mean, don't get me wrong, she is still the hottest pregnant lady on the planet, but hey, Catie, squirt the kid out, hit the treadmill and then get back with us, okay cupcakes? : Okay, I'm done. Continue on...

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