lets stop this shit now NT

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Posted by Silent Rhys (AKA: Rob Feature) at pm3-1-m12.woden.com on July 08, 2001 at 08:48:28:

In Reply to: Please read!!! You WILL laugh your ass off PART 2 posted by God of Cowpies. on July 08, 2001 at 07:19:25:

: This scene is set at huberts house which is his place of work
: because he and Dude Man are drug Dealers
: The time is 1:00
: Hubert is the H, Dude Man is the D.

: hear Knocks at the door

: H: Who it it?

: D: Open it up it's me Dude man.

: H: Dude Man is not here.

: D: No I'm Dude man

: H: Who are you named?

: D: Dudeman

: H: Dudeman is not home.

: D: I got some porn.

: H: Did you cut your dick off again?

: D: Yes

: (Audience laughs)

: H: Hey I cut off 37 dicks once.

: D: In a row?

: H: No on a road. A lot of Dicky drivers out these days.

: D: The only reason was because you were 15 mintues late.

: H: Yes now it is time for me to go to sleep.

: D: And you need it just like Darth Vader needs sleep all the time.

: H: Why does he need sleep all the time?

: D: Because he has a black outfit like the night.

: H: You are a gay.

: D: No I am not, you are a gay.

: H: Did you chop your dick off again?

: D: Yes.

: (Audience laughs again)

: H: Hey maybe I should open the door now.

: D: Well now that you mention it, I could use a band aid.

: H: How about Axl Rose?

: D: Come on open up. I have a copy of Dental School the directors cut.

: H: After I have sex, I will let you in gay man.

: D: I will be out here till a week goes by!

: H: What?

: D: Listen it's a lot like star wars. You know how Luke Skywalker
: wanted to become a Jedi really fast but he could not because he
: needed to practice and learn the ways of the force.

: H: What does that have to do with me having SEX!??

: D: You know what I ment.

: H: Yea I think Boba Fett is really cool.

: D: Can I come in now?

: H: Okay

: If the spelling is a little fucked I do apologise. And being American
: some of the words might be different like Sex equals Fucking.
: Thanks for reading it and go find your ass...because it just fell off like
: Dude mans cock! Shit I got to write that down. That was pretty good.
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: : This scene is set at huberts house which is his place of work : : because he and Dude Man are drug Dealers : : The time is 1:00 : : Hubert is the H, Dude Man is the D. : : hear Knocks at the door : : H: Who it it? : : D: Open it up it's me Dude man. : : H: Dude Man is not here. : : D: No I'm Dude man : : H: Who are you named? : : D: Dudeman : : H: Dudeman is not home. : : D: I got some porn. : : H: Did you cut your dick off again? : : D: Yes : : (Audience laughs) : : H: Hey I cut off 37 dicks once. : : D: In a row? : : H: No on a road. A lot of Dicky drivers out these days. : : D: The only reason was because you were 15 mintues late. : : H: Yes now it is time for me to go to sleep. : : D: And you need it just like Darth Vader needs sleep all the time. : : H: Why does he need sleep all the time? : : D: Because he has a black outfit like the night. : : H: You are a gay. : : D: No I am not, you are a gay. : : H: Did you chop your dick off again? : : D: Yes. : : (Audience laughs again) : : H: Hey maybe I should open the door now. : : D: Well now that you mention it, I could use a band aid. : : H: How about Axl Rose? : : D: Come on open up. I have a copy of Dental School the directors cut. : : H: After I have sex, I will let you in gay man. : : D: I will be out here till a week goes by! : : H: What? : : D: Listen it's a lot like star wars. You know how Luke Skywalker : : wanted to become a Jedi really fast but he could not because he : : needed to practice and learn the ways of the force. : : H: What does that have to do with me having SEX!?? : : D: You know what I ment. : : H: Yea I think Boba Fett is really cool. : : D: Can I come in now? : : H: Okay : : If the spelling is a little fucked I do apologise. And being American : : some of the words might be different like Sex equals Fucking. : : Thanks for reading it and go find your ass...because it just fell off like : : Dude mans cock! Shit I got to write that down. That was pretty good. : : ------------------------------------------------------------------------

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