Posted by God of Cowpies. at noc.kungfu.la on July 08, 2001 at 07:19:25:
This scene is set at huberts house which is his place of work
because he and Dude Man are drug Dealers
The time is 1:00
Hubert is the H, Dude Man is the D.
hear Knocks at the door
H: Who it it?
D: Open it up it's me Dude man.
H: Dude Man is not here.
D: No I'm Dude man
H: Who are you named?
D: Dudeman
H: Dudeman is not home.
D: I got some porn.
H: Did you cut your dick off again?
D: Yes
(Audience laughs)
H: Hey I cut off 37 dicks once.
D: In a row?
H: No on a road. A lot of Dicky drivers out these days.
D: The only reason was because you were 15 mintues late.
H: Yes now it is time for me to go to sleep.
D: And you need it just like Darth Vader needs sleep all the time.
H: Why does he need sleep all the time?
D: Because he has a black outfit like the night.
H: You are a gay.
D: No I am not, you are a gay.
H: Did you chop your dick off again?
D: Yes.
(Audience laughs again)
H: Hey maybe I should open the door now.
D: Well now that you mention it, I could use a band aid.
H: How about Axl Rose?
D: Come on open up. I have a copy of Dental School the directors cut.
H: After I have sex, I will let you in gay man.
D: I will be out here till a week goes by!
H: What?
D: Listen it's a lot like star wars. You know how Luke Skywalker
wanted to become a Jedi really fast but he could not because he
needed to practice and learn the ways of the force.
H: What does that have to do with me having SEX!??
D: You know what I ment.
H: Yea I think Boba Fett is really cool.
D: Can I come in now?
H: Okay
If the spelling is a little fucked I do apologise. And being American
some of the words might be different like Sex equals Fucking.
Thanks for reading it and go find your ass...because it just fell off like
Dude mans cock! Shit I got to write that down. That was pretty good.
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