Re: Please read!!! You WILL laugh your ass off PART 2

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: : You say that the time is 1:00. Is that am or pm? If it is am, then I think it is pretty funnny stuff. Maybe even Madtv worthy. But if it is PM, then it just doesn't make sense to me. Like the part where he says that he cut off his own penis.Have you guys ever played that game called Worms on your computer? Cool game. You should play it when you get bored or don't have anything to do or something. There is this thing where you throw little grenades and shoot missles and they explode and kill other worms. (I say OTHER worms because you are a wworm too.) It is fun. Oh, I have to go now. My brother needs to use the phone. Talk to you guys later. : : This scene is set at huberts house which is his place of work : : because he and Dude Man are drug Dealers : : The time is 1:00 : : Hubert is the H, Dude Man is the D. : : hear Knocks at the door : : H: Who it it? : : D: Open it up it's me Dude man. : : H: Dude Man is not here. : : D: No I'm Dude man : : H: Who are you named? : : D: Dudeman : : H: Dudeman is not home. : : D: I got some porn. : : H: Did you cut your dick off again? : : D: Yes : : (Audience laughs) : : H: Hey I cut off 37 dicks once. : : D: In a row? : : H: No on a road. A lot of Dicky drivers out these days. : : D: The only reason was because you were 15 mintues late. : : H: Yes now it is time for me to go to sleep. : : D: And you need it just like Darth Vader needs sleep all the time. : : H: Why does he need sleep all the time? : : D: Because he has a black outfit like the night. : : H: You are a gay. : : D: No I am not, you are a gay. : : H: Did you chop your dick off again? : : D: Yes. : : (Audience laughs again) : : H: Hey maybe I should open the door now. : : D: Well now that you mention it, I could use a band aid. : : H: How about Axl Rose? : : D: Come on open up. I have a copy of Dental School the directors cut. : : H: After I have sex, I will let you in gay man. : : D: I will be out here till a week goes by! : : H: What? : : D: Listen it's a lot like star wars. You know how Luke Skywalker : : wanted to become a Jedi really fast but he could not because he : : needed to practice and learn the ways of the force. : : H: What does that have to do with me having SEX!?? : : D: You know what I ment. : : H: Yea I think Boba Fett is really cool. : : D: Can I come in now? : : H: Okay : : If the spelling is a little fucked I do apologise. And being American : : some of the words might be different like Sex equals Fucking. : : Thanks for reading it and go find your ass...because it just fell off like : : Dude mans cock! Shit I got to write that down. That was pretty good. : : ------------------------------------------------------------------------

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