Posted by scrub at proxy2-external.htfdw1.ct.home.com on September 10, 2001 at 23:09:21:
Repent sinners! Ninja Masters, feces cats, assorted stupid mutations of character names, heed me! Your end is near. The holy fire of the Jihad may spare you yet. Simply reply to this post with an full confession of your sins and you will be saved. If you choose to post against the Jihad, or fail to post at all, your keyboard shall burst into flames and your pubic hair will sizzle with the death of crabs and much pain.
1-800-GO-JIHAD
-s