Posted by Sanam Is a Goddess at 65.31.131.216 on September 10, 2001 at 23:21:24:
In Reply to: It's not to late to be saved! The Jihad is here! posted by scrub on September 10, 2001 at 23:09:21:
and an islamic holy war at that......confusing....
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: -s