Posted by Mieskie at dhcp024-166-076-172.neo.rr.com on September 15, 2001 at 20:39:18:
So listen, here's a whole laundry list of shit from a newbie to the boards, and to the Askewniverse.
1. Too cool, dude. Is that against the regs? Is just wanting to say that this place---this site, these movies, this whole Askewniverse---is but a little too cool against the guidelines? Because like it or not, the lack of bullshit I sense here is about as refreshing as anything I have run across since I ate a whole bag of shrooms by mistake.
2. Bush is, in fact, a robot. Vince is damn skippy about that one. Not only that, Bush is one of those low I.Q. 'bots now being produced so as not to make regular humans feel inferior. So he's dumb, he's a robot, and he's apparently got no clue. I think when his dad saw the price scanner at a Fazio's and freaked out it should have given us all a clue how fucked up the whole family is.
But I'm still glad that Ringo didn't win. Trust me, my friends, the next wave of facism is coming from the left, not the right. The right can barely figure out what a price scanner is, let alone impose a facist rule on us all.
3. There is no #3.
4. I thought Mallrats was pretty damn funny. So there. I thought Amy was better, and I thought Dogma was the best, but I still thought Mallrats was a stitch. I gather that opinion ain't in the majority. Still haven't seen Clerks or Strike Back yet, but I will get there. Only just discovered Smith a few months ago.
5. I can't decide if Joey Adams is a babe or not, but whenever she opens her mouth I sure get a stiffie. Is that politically incorrect to say?
That's all for now, but I am sure there will be much, much more to come.
Peace