maybe one day an askew guy will read it *NT*

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: : Ok, here is a dialogue I wrote for my screen play today about what happens when you meet an angry machine (no it doesn't talk. Mabye I'll get the character stoned...) Read and please comment! Thank you! : : : : Scene : : (JACK and a friend walk onto the screen. JACK is holding a one dollar bill in his hand and finishing a story of an odd happening.) : : JACK : : And then you’ll never guess what happened! : : FRIEND : : What? : : JACK : : He fell out of the window! : : FRIEND : : What? : : JACK : : Yeah, Mr. Rogers Man and him had a fight, and he just went : : (JACK makes a falling noise and moves his finger as if it’s falling towards his open hand, then claps his hands together.) : : Splat! : : FRIEND : : What a tragic way to go… : : JACK : : Eh, Quatreman was psycho and deserved it. : : They approach a Pepsi machine. JACK inserts his dollar bill and hits the Pepsi button on the machine, then turns to his friend. : : JACK : : It makes you wonder though. : : FRIEND : : What? : : JACK : : The power of teddy bears. : : FRIEND : : Huh? : : JACK : : Well, his wallpaper was just teddy bears. All around him. : : FRIEND : : If I was him, I’d have gone insane, too. : : JACK : : Yeah. : : (JACK turns back to the Pepsi machine and hits the Pepsi button again. Pause.) : : Son of a BITCH! : : FRIEND : : What? : : JACK : : I hate this Pepsi machine! : : FRIEND : : What? What happened?? : : JACK : : It ate my dollar! : : FRIEND : : The dollar you just put in? : : JACK : : Yeah! That stupid machine! : : (JACK kicks the machine) : : GIVE ME MY PEPSI! : : FRIEND : : Put in another dollar. : : JACK : : No! I want my Pepsi from the original dollar! : : FRIEND : : Then hit the refund button and insert in quarters. : : JACK : : Fine. : : (JACK hits the button. Nothing happens.) : : Oh, that did a whole lot! : : BOY : : Excuse me? I’d like to get a Pepsi, so if you’re just going to stand there- : : : : JACK : : Piss off! The stupid machine just ate my dollar! : : BOY : : Hit the refund button. : : JACK : : I DID! : : BOY : : Then just move along in line. : : JACK : : Oh, so it can eat your dollar too? : : BOY : : Just move, please! : : (JACK moves aside. The BOY walks over the machine and puts in his dollar. He hits the Pepsi button. Change is heard and a Pepsi falls out of the machine. The BOY reaches in, grabs his Pepsi and the quarter from the machine. He turns to JACK) : : It doesn’t LOOK like theres a problem. : : JACK : : Just shut up and get out of here! : : BOY : : Why don’t you ask me nicely? : : JACK : : How about I hit you in the face and take your Pepsi? : : FRIEND : : Dude, that’s a little harsh. : : JACK : : Like I care! I want a Pepsi! : : BOY : : If I buy you one, will you pay me the dollar back? : : JACK : : No, because I allready wasted my dollar in there! : : BOY : : Your loss. : : (The BOY leaves.) : : JACK : : (Turns to Pepsi machine) : : You may have one this time, but I WILL be back! I promise you that, you piece of shit. : : FRIEND : : Dude, your talking to a machine. : : JACK : : Shut up!

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