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Posted by Jayette at adsl-66-137-225-216.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net on October 30, 2001 at 20:14:23:

In Reply to: the latest from the mind of Silent Matt/Bob posted by Silenter-Bob on October 30, 2001 at 19:12:44:

: I was really down today. I got rejected by a girl I really liked. Hence, I created this dialogue. I think it's the most moving I've ever written. And, to answer questions, I only through in the last tiny bit because after I'd written it I had felt better and couldn't leave this dialogue without one tiny little joke. Enjoy and please comment.

: Silent Matt/Bob


: Scene
: (Two men sit in a bar. One has a full glass, the other a half empty glass. The one with the half empty glass takes a drink from it. Both men are quiet and stare at their glasses. Finally, one man turns to the other.)

: FRANK
: You gonna tell me what’s on your mind?

: DARREL
: (Pause)
: Women.

: FRANK
: Care to talk about it?

: DARREL
: (Turns to FRANK then begins his story.)
: Well, I got a new job, right? It paid better money. I figured it’d be better for me. I made friends at my new job real easily. Everyone there is nice. It’s like one family, almost.

: FRANK
: So far so good.

: DARREL
: Then, not knowing how I missed her, I saw this woman. She was very attractive. I mean, come on, whenever a guy notices a girl its almost always looks, right? I watched her. She was really pretty. Now, normally, I see a girl, and I’m like, one night stand. Nothing more. Just have sex with her and add her to the big black book. You following?

: FRANK
: Yeah.

: DARREL
: Well, I saw her and I saw something different. I saw…a relationship. A real one. A good one. I could picture her and I on a romantic evening watching the sun set, or some of that bullshit. Real love. Not just fake.

: FRANK
: Like the type you marry someone over.

: DARREL
: Yeah. Well I got to know her. I talked with her. A lot. We just talked and talked and talked. I found that we had the most…connected personalities ever. We liked many of the same things. She seemed like something God would send me in a time of need. Adam’s Eve. The perfect woman. You still following?

: FRANK
: Don’t worry, just continue your story.

: DARREL
: Well, I fell totally for her. I mean this girl was like…having the weirdest effect on me. She made me think differently about everything. I really wanted to just go up to her and ask her out. But I thought it would be a little awkward. I mean, here we are on the first week of our friendship, and I ask her out. It’s a little freaky, you know?

: FRANK
: Not really, but go on.

: DARREL
: I could almost tell there was a definate attraction to me from her, too. It’s one of those things you can sorta predict. So I felt, it doesn’t matter when I ask her out. She’ll say yes. We’re like peanut butter and jelly.

: FRANK
: Which are you?

: DARREL
: Huh?

: FRANK
: Peanut butter or the jelly.

: DARREL
: Hello! PeaNUTS? Can I go on?

: FRANK
: Sure, sorry.

: DARREL
: Well, the other day I was alone with her. I felt, ok, this is it. Now it’s time. I opened my mouth to speak and she said ‘Oh, I’m sorry, I gotta run. Hug before I go?’

: FRANK
: She said ‘Hug before I go?’

: DARREL
: Yeah. Well, I didn’t manage to ask. I watched her go and sat for a minute, thinking about what had happened. The next day I was approached by a co-worker. She told me that that girl was upset I didn’t say it. I said I almost did, but was interupted. So my co-worker said go do it now! I figured, allright, I know it’s a yes, right? So I did. I caught her on the stairs and asked.

: FRANK
: She said no?

: DARREL
: She said ‘I don’t wanna ruin our friendship. It’s too good. I’m afraid to lose it.’

: FRANK
: Ouch.

: DARREL
: Very, especially since: A, she would say yes, and B, this is what I had thought would be better.

: FRANK
: What?

: DARREL
: Building a good friendship and knowledge of each other.

: FRANK
: Oh. This is why your down?

: DARREL
: Yeah. And you know what the weirdest thing was.

: FRANK
: What?

: DARREL
: I knew I would get a no.

: FRANK
: I thought you said you were sure you’d get a yes?

: DARREL
: You know that voice deep inside you that tells you exactly what you don’t wanna hear?

: FRANK
: Yeah, I know the one. It’s always bugging me.

: DARREL
: It said that to me. Right before I asked. It said what she said. The son of a bitch…

: FRANK
: Hey, I’m sorry man.

: DARREL
: And I link this to my childhood too.

: FRANK
: How so?

: DARREL
: I once took a rock of a grave.

: FRANK
: What?

: DARREL
: I was a kid! And I thought it was pretty and smooth.

: FRANK
: Did you keep it?

: DARREL
: No I put it back because I was told a little legend of how if you take something from a grave you have bad luck. When you’re a kid you’ll believe anything.

: FRANK
: You can say that again.

: DARREL
: So, due to this, even though I’m a bit old, I believe this has to do with it. I think that some divine being just has it in for me. I haven’t ever had a string of good luck. Well…except for…well that doesn’t really matter.

: FRANK
: No, tell me.

: DARREL
: Well, I would always look at this shirt in the store. I tried it on. It’s a great shirt. I’m wearing it right now. And finally, I bought it. And ever since then I’ve had this streak of good luck. The first of those were meeting that girl. But I guess I have to get over it. I started even believing those stupid fortune cookies.

: FRANK
: I feel your pain, buddy. Different story, but basically the same. New job, new girl, new loss. But I realized after I was rejected that I really didn’t see anything at all. I felt something, but I think it was a subconsious trying to make me not feel like a jerk.

: DARREL
: Why would you feel like a jerk?

: FRANK
: First thing I noticed was her ass.

: DARREL
: I’ve been down that road.

: FRANK
: (Looks at his watch)
: Well, I gotta split. I’ll talk to you later.

: DARREL
: Yeah, later.

: FRANK
: (Gets up, then turns back to DARREL)
: By the way.

: DARREL
: Yeah?

: FRANK
: What are you gonna tell your wife?

: DARREL
: What she doesn’t know-

: FRANK
: Doesn’t hurt her, I got you. Later.

: DARREL
: Bye.
: (DARREL twirls a straw in his drink, downs it, and leaves)




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