Kevin, speaking of Prince and Jevoha's Witnessez

Posted by Wonderbred at spider-wa051.proxy.aol.com on November 15, 2001 at 03:28:49:

a.) God created man, in his image. Right?

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b.) Man evolved from apes. Right?

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c.) Therefore, you must concur that God is an Ape. Correct?

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d.) "After armageddon, earth will be made into a paradise".

Which Roughly Translates to:

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MOTHER - FUCKING PLANET OF THE APES!!!!

All fucking Cornelius and shit...nnnnnnh

Nonetheless, I am in no fear. For when the Apes take over, I'll have my practiced tough guy lingo:

"Hairy Man-Bitch, I'll SCALP your NUTS! Ai ie ie iei ie ie!!"

Follow Ups:

• What does this have to do with Jehovah's Witnesses Isis 10:45:17 11/15/01 (0)
• i have an evolutionary question spookycookie 07:30:49 11/15/01 (3)
  • Re: i have an evolutionary question Bartleby72 12:01:02 11/15/01 (0)
  • Man wasn't created on the first day..... Skeezix 08:21:16 11/15/01 (1)
    • 16 years of catholic schooling, and for what? spookycookie 09:50:20 11/15/01 (0)
• But Evolution goes against Creationism Skeezix 03:31:29 11/15/01 (4)
  • actually, not neccesarily. sexyrandal 03:37:16 11/15/01 (2)
    • I did not know that... Skeezix 03:38:34 11/15/01 (1)
      • anytime. sexyrandal 03:39:47 11/15/01 (0)
  • Re: :( Wonderbred 03:36:54 11/15/01 (0)

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