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Posted by Isis at 132.236.35.61 on November 15, 2001 at 10:45:17:

In Reply to: Kevin, speaking of Prince and Jevoha's Witnessez posted by Wonderbred on November 15, 2001 at 03:28:49:

I'm just curious where the connection came in there. I don't know what Prince has to do with it either, unless Prince is God...which he very well may be.

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: a.) God created man, in his image. Right?
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: b.) Man evolved from apes. Right?

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: c.) Therefore, you must concur that God is an Ape. Correct?

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: d.) "After armageddon, earth will be made into a paradise".

: Which Roughly Translates to:

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: =

: MOTHER - FUCKING PLANET OF THE APES!!!!

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: All fucking Cornelius and shit...nnnnnnh

: Nonetheless, I am in no fear. For when the Apes take over, I'll have my practiced tough guy lingo:

: "Hairy Man-Bitch, I'll SCALP your NUTS! Ai ie ie iei ie ie!!"

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: I'm just curious where the connection came in there. I don't know what Prince has to do with it either, unless Prince is God...which he very well may be. : -- i : : a.) God created man, in his image. Right? : : : : + : : b.) Man evolved from apes. Right? : : + : : c.) Therefore, you must concur that God is an Ape. Correct? : : + : : d.) "After armageddon, earth will be made into a paradise". : : Which Roughly Translates to: : : : : = : : MOTHER - FUCKING PLANET OF THE APES!!!! : : : : : All fucking Cornelius and shit...nnnnnnh : : Nonetheless, I am in no fear. For when the Apes take over, I'll have my practiced tough guy lingo: : : "Hairy Man-Bitch, I'll SCALP your NUTS! Ai ie ie iei ie ie!!"

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