Posted by Bob Wombat at mygore0.connect.com.au on November 17, 2001 at 07:14:29:
In Reply to: Re: Who's this Bryan character posted by God of Cowpies. on November 17, 2001 at 03:52:24:
My loins quiver at every syllable of your delicate yet passionate prose. You've won my heart, sir. This hairy fag aches for a husband, and I'd like desperately for you to be that husband.
Come, marry me in Hawaii. Let us sup the sweet milk of the coconut on the sun-drenched shores of Maui, embracing as only lovers can . . . entwined . . . as one.
Let us elope, sweet prince! Be mine forever!