Posted by Hovey Potter at proxy.caris.com on November 20, 2001 at 12:41:53:
In Reply to: I'll answer, since I'm terminally bored... posted by Isis on November 20, 2001 at 12:24:41:
: To avoid, like, killing a coworker for the sheer entertainment. Although I find this to be a total generalization.
: 10. The constant sports-watching.
umm that is my wife not me...
: 9. Someone somewhere decided it was okay for dudes to scratch their balls in public. Not that I mind this, but if I scratch a nipple, some dude is bound to be like "AHHH she's feeling herself AHHHHH".
the wife scratches mine for me:)
: 7. I have never met a man who wouldn't lie cheat or steal for poonanie and that's just sad.
Hi. Adam nice to meet you.
: 6. None of them appreciate Marvin Gaye.
okay you got me...who?
: 5. They're more shallow than women (which doesn't say much).
excuse me, what did you say? oh well that's okay as long as we can sleep together at V3....
: 4. The toilet seat goes down. DOWN.
up UP I TELL YOU
: 3. They always have the samn damn Playboy in the bathroom. I need variety in my reading.
Turn it upside down then:)
: 2. They never drive calmly.
You should see my wife drive.
: 1. They have a monopoly on dick, and dick is a valuable commodity.
yeah sucks doesn't it.
: Actually, this was pretty hard. Dudes aren't so annoying.
thanks:)