Posted by Isis at 132.236.35.61 on November 20, 2001 at 12:24:41:
In Reply to: For all you budding comedians out there... posted by Rev. Jonny Fabulous on November 20, 2001 at 12:02:20:
To avoid, like, killing a coworker for the sheer entertainment. Although I find this to be a total generalization.
10. The constant sports-watching.
9. Someone somewhere decided it was okay for dudes to scratch their balls in public. Not that I mind this, but if I scratch a nipple, some dude is bound to be like "AHHH she's feeling herself AHHHHH".
8. They always travel in packs, like dogs.
7. I have never met a man who wouldn't lie cheat or steal for poonanie and that's just sad.
6. None of them appreciate Marvin Gaye.
5. They're more shallow than women (which doesn't say much).
4. The toilet seat goes down. DOWN.
3. They always have the samn damn Playboy in the bathroom. I need variety in my reading.
2. They never drive calmly.
1. They have a monopoly on dick, and dick is a valuable commodity.
Actually, this was pretty hard. Dudes aren't so annoying.
: I need some help on writing something for tomorrow.
: TEN THINGS THAT ANNOY YOU ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX!
: Write away!!