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: : 10. The constant sports-watching. : I hate sport. AND I'm heterosexual. : : 9. Someone somewhere decided it was okay for dudes to scratch their balls in public. Not that I mind this, but if I scratch a nipple, some dude is bound to be like "AHHH she's feeling herself AHHHHH". : I scratch my nippls in public all the time. Feel free, it feels good to be free. : : 8. They always travel in packs, like dogs.# : Not always. I normally walk around in 1 or 2, sometimes 3. Rarely in a group. And even in any of those cases it's not always just men. : : 7. I have never met a man who wouldn't lie cheat or steal for poonanie and that's just sad. : Haven't done so yet. : : 6. None of them appreciate Marvin Gaye. : I love the queer! : : 5. They're more shallow than women (which doesn't say much). : Then you have issues with humanity. : : 4. The toilet seat goes down. DOWN. : I piss ON the seat. : : 3. They always have the samn damn Playboy in the bathroom. I need variety in my reading. : Don't do, uh THAT in the bathroom. If I'm reading in the bathroom (which is rare) then it's a book. : : 2. They never drive calmly. : I don't and don't plan to drive. : : 1. They have a monopoly on dick, and dick is a valuable commodity. : I'm lost here. Although I do love monopoly. : Glen : : : Actually, this was pretty hard. Dudes aren't so annoying. : : : I need some help on writing something for tomorrow. : : : TEN THINGS THAT ANNOY YOU ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX! : : : Write away!!

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