Re: Alannis Morisette

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Posted by ROCKET SCIENTIST at pcp126744pcs.medfrd01.nj.comcast.net on January 20, 2002 at 21:43:44:

In Reply to: Re: Alannis Morisette posted by Silent_Jane_Askew on January 20, 2002 at 21:20:03:

: I dont know for sure, but as i know a bit more than the average person about her, i doubt it. the only person that prolly would even try would be mewes, and she was frightened of him. and i doubt anyone even got to 1st.
: ur welcome
: and yes, yes, i am hot, but that should not concern you

: : : It's actually "would she go down on you in a theater"
: : : and alanis morrisette rocks
: : : and it's 1 N in Alanis

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: : :
: : : : I'm watching Alannis Morissette on tv right now (Channel 8 in Philadelphia) doing some road trip to Vermont to meet a fan.

: : : : Did anyone on VA ever get past second base with her?

: : : : Too bad her records aren't moving off the shelf anymore. I guess when your entire career is built on the line "Go down on you in a movie theater," it makes for a fleeting stardom. Especially when the star thinks it's not.

: : : :
: : : : ROCKET

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: : Now that you've corrected my spelling, how about answering the fucking question. Say, are you hot?

: : ROCKET

Are you a hot CHICK? If so, that might concern me. Mewes could probably get Morisette now easy since her record label with Madonna is basically down the proverbial ceramic sewer.

She sings like a Southern hick distant relative of ENYA, but with her red hair dyed jet black (Revlon #5, I'm thinkin'). There's something Sissy Spacek about her look too that's gonna concern me in another 10 years.

I still say her entire career was based on the MASSIVE illusion created by the fellatio in a movie theater line. She was the only hot new artist around at the time and all people thought of when she sang was that blowjob line. Well, I can just speak for the men. People can deny it all they want, but stardom is fucking as superficial as that.

I'm sure women thought she sold records because of her talent even though she didn't write her own songs. You don't see a real artist like Eddie van Halen letting other people write his music and then wondering why nobody likes him when the new flavor of the month with blonde hair comes along.

NOBODY ROCKED MADISON SQUARE GARDEN LIKE EDDIE in 1984. FUCKIN EH!

I would still do her though. I'd actually do her over Eddie van Halen's wife.

I hope I've cleared things up for everyone.

ROCKET

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: : I dont know for sure, but as i know a bit more than the average person about her, i doubt it. the only person that prolly would even try would be mewes, and she was frightened of him. and i doubt anyone even got to 1st. : : ur welcome : : and yes, yes, i am hot, but that should not concern you : : : : It's actually "would she go down on you in a theater" : : : : and alanis morrisette rocks : : : : and it's 1 N in Alanis : : : : : : : : : : : : I'm watching Alannis Morissette on tv right now (Channel 8 in Philadelphia) doing some road trip to Vermont to meet a fan. : : : : : Did anyone on VA ever get past second base with her? : : : : : Too bad her records aren't moving off the shelf anymore. I guess when your entire career is built on the line "Go down on you in a movie theater," it makes for a fleeting stardom. Especially when the star thinks it's not. : : : : : : : : : : ROCKET : : : : : Now that you've corrected my spelling, how about answering the fucking question. Say, are you hot? : : : ROCKET : : Are you a hot CHICK? If so, that might concern me. Mewes could probably get Morisette now easy since her record label with Madonna is basically down the proverbial ceramic sewer. : She sings like a Southern hick distant relative of ENYA, but with her red hair dyed jet black (Revlon #5, I'm thinkin'). There's something Sissy Spacek about her look too that's gonna concern me in another 10 years. : I still say her entire career was based on the MASSIVE illusion created by the fellatio in a movie theater line. She was the only hot new artist around at the time and all people thought of when she sang was that blowjob line. Well, I can just speak for the men. People can deny it all they want, but stardom is fucking as superficial as that. : I'm sure women thought she sold records because of her talent even though she didn't write her own songs. You don't see a real artist like Eddie van Halen letting other people write his music and then wondering why nobody likes him when the new flavor of the month with blonde hair comes along. : NOBODY ROCKED MADISON SQUARE GARDEN LIKE EDDIE in 1984. FUCKIN EH! : I would still do her though. I'd actually do her over Eddie van Halen's wife. : I hope I've cleared things up for everyone. : : ROCKET

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