Posted by RatX at dialup-67.25.101.26.dial1.saltlakecity1.level3.net on March 01, 2002 at 21:44:05:
In Reply to: Jizz and Slobbin' Knob Bite Ass. posted by SvenDali on March 01, 2002 at 21:31:19:
: Even after inhaling enough Matanooska Thunderfuck to meltdown Wolverine's admantanium into Silver Surfer pud gravy, Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back makes Abe Vigoda's flaccid, liver-spotted cock seem like Priapus's pogo-fuck. It's like watching Corky from Life Goes On explaining the relevence of Altman's dialogue layering, with slo-motion clips of Gomer Pyle going down otter-style on Sarge. The movie is as bloated as Kevin Smith's fat ass, puckered purple with colitis, after a 15 round Affleck and Damon tag-team ream-fest, dressed as the Rock N' Roll Express. Smith's rap sensibility is akin to Prime Minister Pete Nice taking his cane--slathered with Young Black Teenagers spank--and inseminating MC Search's ass, while making the Gas Face, as he slapshots on the ground like Onan. All in all, Smith must have been eating elk nuts and suffering from Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease when he decided to smear this shit onto Lumiere's lips.
Why oh why in the name of god, do you no taste having, adolescent, pimple popping, no tail getting, non IQ holding mother fuckers, register on a FAN SITE to slander the movies of one of the greatest filmmakers not of our time, but of all time? You won't see any of us hanging out with you in the Queen Fansite. I mean hell, we don't come to where you hang out and slap the nuts off your chin. Get this moron, it's a FAN SITE. Put the words together, if you can't read, have your father read it to you, because we all know your mother is illiterate. We like KSmith movies, you don't, do the math. Don't come here. Kevin, if you've wasted your energy reading this dipshit's comments, sorry. The whole world is collectively less intelligent because of the justice behind this moron coming to VA to slander VA movies. Everyone else, am I wrong???