Posted by VAFan1997 at 12-219-224-39.client.mchsi.com on April 01, 2002 at 07:15:42:
In Reply to: This post proves I have no life posted by Morose Mothah Fuckah on April 01, 2002 at 02:47:09:
ok, check this out...Dogma occurs three days after Chasing Amy, which would be, using the same figure from Chasing, is two years after clerks took place, so knowing this and Clerks happened on Saturday, and we can assume Chasing Amy started on a Wednesday or Thursday, because two or three days pass in Chasing Amy...no wait. Chasing Amy ends on a Sunday, because the day that the stoop scene happens (after the couch fucking scene) happens on Saturday and then that night we assume, he gets the two of them together and then we see him in the diner with J&SB...so then Dogma starts on a Wednesday and ends on Friday/Sat morning...now in Strike Back, they are talking about how the movie starts production on Friday on Tuesday...so they have three days...and with that I arrive at this conclusion...but its up to debate, because even though I have watched every movie so many times I can almost quote any line, from any movie.
The (un)official View Askewniverse Timeline:
Clerks: Friday
Mallrats: Saturday
Chasing Amy: Two years after Clerks, Starts on Wednesday, ends on Sunday (or Sat night, late)
Dogma: Starts on the same Sunday with Bethany in church, and she meets J&SB when they get into town on Tuesday/Wednesday morning, and they save the world by Friday...so then they take three days, let's say, to get back to Jersey where Strike Back takes off
J&SBSB: Starts on Tuesday, ends on a Friday night/Sat Morning (although that could be up to debate because at the end, the movie is out...
Damn, I could almost be a VA historian lol...anyway, considering I haven't read the Chasing Dogma book, I am damn good on this...(but I might pick it up at Mayhem comics&cards
There it is