hahaha WTF?...*nt*

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: : The classic bit, updated for the new millenium: : : Silent Bob: (gestures about wanting to go to New York to see a Yankee game. Twenty minute game of "Charades" deleted for brevity.) : : Jay: Wow, that's a pretty fuckin' awesome idea, dude! : : Silent Bob: (shrugs) : : Jay: You know, I used to coach Little League until they caught me smoking a big fat one while coaching third base. : : Silent Bob: (nods in agreement) : : Jay: Oh, that's right, you were there behind the plate calling balls and strikes. You called too many balls and started to scare me. I thought you turned faggot on me or something : : Silent Bob: (smiles) : : Jay: Fuck off, dude! I'm not joking anymore, you god-damned pole sucker! Anyway, who the hell was that psycho dude who played first base for my team? Do you know? Who was on first? : : Silent Bob: (nods yes) : : Jay: Ok, then, who the fuck was it? : : Silent Bob: (nods yes again, with force) : : Jay: What the fuck is this Abbot and Costello bullshit? Who's on first? : : Silent Bob: (pissed, shakes his head yes) : : Jay: Look asshole, you tell me that you know who's on first, then you don't tell me. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about! Ass! : : Silent Bob: (holds up three fingers) : : Jay: What the fuck is that? Do you want to three-finger me or something? : : Silent Bob: (looks puzzled) : : Jay? What? : : Silent Bob: (holds up two fingers) : : Jay: Fuck off, I can take three fingers. Now back to first base. Who's on first? : : Silent Bob: (nods yes) : : Jay: Back to that shit again! Fuck first, what was that fuck who played second? The guy stole my shit once. : : Silent Bob: (nods yes) : : Jay: You're fucked in the head, dude. Do you know who played third? : : Silent Bob: (nods yes) : : Jay: Then tell me, ass lick! I don't know! : : Silent Bob: (nods yes emphatically) : : Jay: What the fuck are you talking about, shit stain? Just tell me the names of the assholes on my team! : : Silent Bob: (grabs Jay and shouts) Listen cum-quat, I already told your sorry ass! Who is on first, what is on second, and I don't know is on third! Get it through your thick fucking skull and drop it! : : Jay: OK, I will! Sorry. But I still think you're a fucking faggot!

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