Posted by Kiss lt at netcache-1114.public.svc.webtv.net on May 22, 2002 at 04:59:31:
In Reply to: *sigh* posted by TVJ_1 on May 22, 2002 at 04:43:06:
: : She's just a no-talent hack
: let me stop you there. i keep hearing her reffered to as "a hack." is this some new usage of the word hack i'm not aware of? i thought hack implied literary work? or for the simple, WRITINGS WERDS DOWN.
How do you not know that hack is applied to almost anything? Oh, I'm sorry, are you one of those simple people you were talking about? In any case, she's a hack actress.
: : who tries to ride trends (Girlfight/Jennifer's new movie)
: not defending ENOUGH by any means, but GIRLFIGHT happens to be about a girl boxer [and is a good flick] and ENOUGH is about a battered housewife fighting back. i...don't see the similarity, but..okay.
Would Enough have been made without Girlfight? Yes, of course, but will it have followed so quickly after it? No.
: and then move on back down to cut a new single with Poppy Boomba and have Sniffy Snuff Dizzog remix the son of a bitch and have it plaed to death on the radio and on tv until she stars in Lord Of The Bellyrings a few months later.
: ..okay, here i agree. pop music sucks dick right now, as does most hip hop. and i find J-Lo's music more unappealing than most, so..yeah./ here, we're in agreement.
Ummm... Neat?
: : Everything she touches turns to shit so much, that's why they hired her as a Fly Girl. She brings them with her wherever she goes.
: wheras the Fly Girl thing was kinda funny, the fact of the matter is that Miss Lo almost ensures the box office success of JERSEY GIRL. she doesn't turn movies to shit. movies either are shit, or they aren't. she just happens to often make shitty movies alot of money.
It won't be that way for long. We all see how bad of an actress she is, so I think the novelty of seeing if she'll actually do a good picture wore off with Angel Eyes.
: kevin's movie will NOT be a shitty movie, and she will still make it money. i...don't see the problem, really.
The roblem is that she'll be distracting. It's like trying not to think of the big-assed, no talent pink elephant. This will take more away than anything box office numbers can provide.
: and true, she's not the best actress out there, but fuck, she's nowhere near the worst. honestly, how many times have you watched a movie with her in it, and said "man, i can't believe how poorly she acts. this ruins this movie!" come on...honestly.
Ummm, several fucking times. In fact, I say that about every movie she's been in. How can you say she's not the worst??? It's Jennifer Lopez and Alicia Silverstone. You can't get much worse than those two.
: basically, here's the deal : wether she'll stick out like a sore thumb or not, [and she very well may. i mean, the title could be a misleading one, but J-Lo does NOT look like "a Jersey Girl". i've seen jersey girls; that ain't it] the fact of the matter is that she wont ruin the movie, and she'll make more money for FLETCH 3 to get made.
Are you being funny? Jersey Girl will have no effect on the production of Fletch. Even if JG makes $80,000,000 in theatres, The fletch budget would not be altered in any way.
: and that should be enough motivation to quell any and ALL BITCHING.
No, because you were wrong.
: FLECTH LIVES!...AGAIN!
He suuuuure does.
: Vicious.
Not really, but you're getting there.