Posted by TVJ_1 at 66.119.33.167 on May 22, 2002 at 05:27:00:
In Reply to: *him, haw, and other stupid sound effects* posted by Kiss lt on May 22, 2002 at 04:59:31:
alright. where to begin this time.
: How do you not know that hack is applied to almost anything? Oh, I'm sorry, are you one of those simple people you were talking about? In any case, she's a hack actress.
HACK \hak\: a person who hires himself out for LITERARY WORK to be done as assigned by his employer; a drudge. -Webster's.
also mentions "a taxicab" and "to cut roughly or jaggedly as if by chopping" but i saw no mention of it applying to acting at all. i'm sorry. in this instance, unlike most, i am right.
: Would Enough have been made without Girlfight? Yes, of course, but will it have followed so quickly after it? No.
..ENOUGH being released THIS year, and GIRLFIGHT in mid 2000? this must be some new usage of the phrase "so quickly" that i'm not familar with.
: Ummm... Neat?
not really. based on the fact that i've decided i don't like you, i have decided it decidedly UN-neat that i agreed with you. this is my decision, and it stands as i've decided it. decisively.
: It won't be that way for long. We all see how bad of an actress she is, so I think the novelty of seeing if she'll actually do a good picture wore off with Angel Eyes.
DARYL HANNAH is a bad actress. j-lo just..isn't a good one. and she's been in alot of shit. big steamy piece of shit. there's no arguing this.
: The roblem is that she'll be distracting. It's like trying not to think of the big-assed, no talent pink elephant. This will take more away than anything box office numbers can provide.
dude...have you seen a kevin smith movie? from marilyn jigga-whatever in clerks to fiorentino in dogma, i've seen shitty, unconvincing performances in Kevin's flicks. would i say it "distracted me" from how good the movies were? would they be among my favorite flicks of all time if i did? it takes a pretty simple mind to be distracted from an entire movie by one crappy performance.
: Ummm, several fucking times. In fact, I say that about every movie she's been in. How can you say she's not the worst??? It's Jennifer Lopez and Alicia Silverstone. You can't get much worse than those two.
worse : DARYL HANNAH.
: Are you being funny? Jersey Girl will have no effect on the production of Fletch. Even if JG makes $80,000,000 in theatres, The fletch budget would not be altered in any way.
actually, here i was just havin' fun. i happen to like FLETCH. alot. and i realize the fletch budget has nothing to do with the JERSEY GIRL grosses; it would be assanine to assume so.
"Oh, sorry, Steven, nobody liked 1941. guess your little alien picture will have to go unmade."
"Aw, dagnabbit!"
: No, because you were wrong.
i was wrong indeed. thank you, kind sir, for pointing out my errors.
look, brother, allow me to go out on a limb here and say that this is a fairly stupid arguement, and you are indeed a fairly stupid person. face it. you're one of these people who acts big and fuckin' bad on the internet, and snaps at every little tiny remark made in your direction.
i said something i was thinking.
you replied in a very instigative manor.
i replied to what you said. with quips, yes. but not with barbs. i wasn't being an asshole; just disagreeing. trust me. this is nowhere NEAR me being an asshole.
you, however, are being an asshole. seemingly for the sake of carrying on an internet arguement with me, only because you're "cool" online. cool, and safe. the distance of the internet allows you to stick people and entertain yourself without the drawback of having your fucking skull crushed like a paper cup.
i too was once i like you. i was 16. you're probably between that and 30, but no matter how old you are, you're an instigative asshole, and i wouldn't be even sort of suprised if no one liked you.
you have a nice night, fuckstick. i'm going to go fuck my girlfriend.
i HAVE a girlfriend.
One. Vicious.