Posted by ClarkNova at 64.210.7.34 on May 22, 2002 at 10:45:18:
I was in my car when a wasp flew in, circled my head, landed right on my sunglasses. Now, no one likes wasps but as a child I was stung by about fifty of the fuckers at once and have developed a particular aversion to the little bastards. I shook my head, hoping it would fly out, but it just circled in the car again.
(this was the cool part): I reached up and plucked the little fucker out of mid-air by the legs with my thumb and forefinger. I managed not to get stung somehow, and threw it out the window. Is that fucking Jedi style reflexes or what?
Of course after word I was so shocked that it worked out in my favor I almost rear-ended a beemer, but