Posted by Pimped-Out-Jedi-Knight at webcacheb05a.cache.pol.co.uk on May 22, 2002 at 10:49:14:
In Reply to: hail the jedi master! posted by ClarkNova on May 22, 2002 at 10:45:18:
Very 'Karate Kid', although I'm a little confused as to why you didn't just try and squish the bastard...
: I was in my car when a wasp flew in, circled my head, landed right on my sunglasses. Now, no one likes wasps but as a child I was stung by about fifty of the fuckers at once and have developed a particular aversion to the little bastards. I shook my head, hoping it would fly out, but it just circled in the car again.
: (this was the cool part): I reached up and plucked the little fucker out of mid-air by the legs with my thumb and forefinger. I managed not to get stung somehow, and threw it out the window. Is that fucking Jedi style reflexes or what?
: Of course after word I was so shocked that it worked out in my favor I almost rear-ended a beemer, but