R2, let him have it....ESB

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: : Mind you I did not write this, but found it funny enough to share with ya all! : : -------------------- : : Top ten sexually suggestive lines in the Star Wars Trilogy : : -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- : : : : Star Wars : : 10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!" : : 9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?" : : 8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed." : : 7. "You've got something jammed in here real good." : : 6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" : : 5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." : : 4. "Sorry about the mess..." : : 3. "Look at the size of that thing!" : : 2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!" : : 1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid." : : --------------------------------------------------------------- : : : : The Empire Strikes Back : : 10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me." : : 9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?" : : 8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here." : : 7. "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm..." : : 6. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while." : : 5. "Hurry up, golden-rod..." : : 4. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?" : : 3. "Possible he came in through the south entrance." : : 2. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!" : : 1. "Control, control! You must learn control!" : : --------------------------------------------------------------------- : : Return of the Jedi: : : 10. "Hey, point that thing someplace else." : : 9. "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master." : : 8. "I never knew I had it in me." : : 7. "There is good in him, I've felt it." : : 6. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie." : : 5. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one." : : 4. "Back door, huh? Good idea!" : : 3. "She's gonna blow!" : : 2. "I think you'll fit in nicely." : : 1. "Rise, my friend." : : --> But of course, one of the best is - : : "Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!" : : ---------------------------- : : -Brodiefan

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