Top ten sexually suggestive lines in the Star Wars

Posted by Brodie Fan at peelcache.peel.edu.on.ca on May 22, 2002 at 12:23:41:

Mind you I did not write this, but found it funny enough to share with ya all!

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Top ten sexually suggestive lines in the Star Wars Trilogy

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Star Wars
10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
4. "Sorry about the mess..."
3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

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The Empire Strikes Back
10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
7. "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm..."
6. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
5. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
4. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
3. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
2. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
1. "Control, control! You must learn control!"

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Return of the Jedi:
10. "Hey, point that thing someplace else."
9. "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master."
8. "I never knew I had it in me."
7. "There is good in him, I've felt it."
6. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie."
5. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one."
4. "Back door, huh? Good idea!"
3. "She's gonna blow!"
2. "I think you'll fit in nicely."
1. "Rise, my friend."

--> But of course, one of the best is -

"Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"

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-Brodiefan

Follow Ups:

• was i the ONLY one who thought.... skeeballpete 15:00:22 5/22/02 (0)
• What about... Barry, Suave MF 12:53:48 5/22/02 (0)
• And for those in the south, the # 1 line is The Bastard (ebas420) 12:43:08 5/22/02 (3)
  • or how about (Han to Leia, Jedi)... The Bastard (ebas420) 12:50:26 5/22/02 (0)
  • oh man...too funny *nt jdsully 12:48:48 5/22/02 (0)
  • R2 - I suggest a new approach..Let the Wookie in! Hov 12:44:40 5/22/02 (0)
• Phantom Menance ones- jar jar one is hysterical.. Duffless 12:42:11 5/22/02 (3)
  • how about, "There's always a bigger fish?" naa NT NJStatuteSection2A170/51 12:47:07 5/22/02 (2)
    • thats a good one. My favorite from Phantom Menace The Bastard (ebas420) 12:51:43 5/22/02 (1)
      • And remember that scene where ObiWan grabbed adamapple 12:56:02 5/22/02 (0)
• R2, let him have it....ESB Sick Boy Rent 12:37:53 5/22/02 (0)
• Does this count? DarkFather 12:33:52 5/22/02 (2)
  • That's already on the list. *nt Brodie Fan 12:40:15 5/22/02 (0)
  • Sorry... DarkFather 12:35:01 5/22/02 (0)
• While I'm not a big fan of polls.... 37th Apostle 12:26:47 5/22/02 (0)

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