Posted by Genial Duck at 12-253-148-20.client.attbi.com on May 21, 2002 at 20:04:55:
In Reply to: What if someone else directed Star Wars? posted by People Love Monkeys! on May 21, 2002 at 19:45:44:
If I'm not mistaken he was the original choice for RETURN OF THE JEDI, but he eventually declined it. That'd been interesting to say the least.
: Stanley Kubrick.
: Galaxy overrun by juvenile delinquents. Vader renamed "Darth Hal."
: Francis Ford Coppola.
: Emperor insists on being called "Godfather." Says the Jedi "sleeps with the fishes tonight."
: Oliver Stone.
: The Supreme Chancellor is assassinated by fascist fanatic Lee Ozwaldo. Investigators uncover a massive plot involving another gunman in the "grassy Naboo."
: Adrian Lyne.
: In a scorching 20 minute sex scene Anakin shows Padme his "Jedi love tricks." Later a spurned Padme boils Anakin's pet Ewok.
: Spike Lee.
: When corrupt Imperial Troopers are exonerated, riots break out on the ghetto planet Kompton. To restore order the Jedi Council calls on the militant left wing group the Black Banthas.
: M. Night Shyamalan.
: Young Padawan learner haunted by visions. "I see digital people."
: K-Smi
: J-Lo would play the part of Luke Skywalker and booty dance Darth Vader to death.